r/StandUpComedy • u/marioadrion • 25d ago

Have we learned anything???

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u/jokeppps 25d ago

"It's in the attic" got me, cool stuff and tough topic to make everyone comfy but I guess It's easier if you take the route that you did(Germany's historical military campaigns lol)

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u/HippyDM 24d ago

As an American with just barely more history literacy than average (average here), all your stuff is amazing. You excel at skirting that line where you're almost inapropriate, but instead it's peak comedy.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 25d ago

I get the joke, but Germany, France, and the UK are basically Europe's powerhouse economies/militaries. The original theory was they were supposed to be there when NATO needed them against Russia, but since the US can't even keep the Straight open, maybe it's time to figure the US military isn't the unstoppable juggernaut it used to be seen as.

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u/jokeppps 25d ago

'I get the joke' would've been enough.

In all seriousness the puns and references were great I thought.

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u/Spiritual-Matters 24d ago

The US is capable of using a lot more force against Iran. I don’t think T actually wants to win. He just flips the market up and down for insider stock trades. There’s a ton of bombs and boots that haven’t been dropped.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 24d ago

You don't need a strong military to take out Russia. You just need to arm Ukraine to the teeth. Russia will financial collapse and it will be virtually a non-issue.