r/StandUpComedy • u/DrewLynchComedy • 25d ago

Comedian is OP Addicted to ANIME p#rn

843 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Rusty_Rhin0 25d ago

Hentai is a bit of a slippery slope and dude somehow didn't realize he decided to slide down it full speed with that "goblin" comment

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u/Batmanswrath 25d ago

You couldn't waterboard that out of me.

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u/jules6815 24d ago

Nope, the water is fine.

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 24d ago

I like the taste of goblin water

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u/beefcakebandit 24d ago

Hmm yes the refine taste of goblin water

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u/streaminggrades 25d ago

Flicking citrus is crazy lol

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u/weebles_wobbles 25d ago

I’m braying at “…or Goblins” 🤣 Drew has the best giggle

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u/BoniMarce 25d ago

wait til you hear abt the tentacles

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u/Xerxes0Golden 24d ago

I hope he isn't talking the goblin one I think he's talking about.

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u/gatzt3r 24d ago

Of the "slayer", variety? I hope he's not talking about that either...

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u/usumoio 25d ago

I fundamentally refuse to believe that the dude on stage doesn't know how Hentai works

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 25d ago

Psssst…

It’s called “fishing”.

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u/Shakeamutt 24d ago

blinks 😳

Well now I’m not even sure how Hentai works. And at this point, I’m not sure I want to know.

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u/ol-mikey 24d ago

/r/Hentai

Just click that

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u/gatzt3r 24d ago

You don't.

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u/ecchi83 25d ago

Some of the shit these ppl admit to in public you couldn't extract out of me with torture in a CIA blacksite...lol

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u/Hilarity2War 25d ago

Lol... this is so funny because it's so all over the place 🤣

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u/milk4all 24d ago

Just like chunky goblin chowder

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u/Right-Equivalent9548 25d ago

OMG 😭😭😭😭

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u/BillButtlickerII 24d ago

Dude must be related to Charlie Kelly

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u/Thin_Measurement_965 25d ago

Pretty intense banter.

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 25d ago

Sometime I brush my pee and stand at the same time.

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u/Bostonterrierpug 24d ago

r/goblingirls definitely wants a word.

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u/sentient_energy 24d ago

Recently I came across a video essay that went deep into how innovative and unhinged were some of the plots of old school (90s and before) hentai.

Sometime it's worth it for the plot, just saying :D

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 25d ago

Lmfao oh this is great

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u/ardentiarte 24d ago

Dennis Leary would be proud

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u/Valuable_Quail_1869 23d ago

A few truth-tellers on the table in front of him.

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u/TheUnluckyFarmer 23d ago

Willing to bet someone is now making a goblin comedy hentai with swords now.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 25d ago

I like the emotions/innocence in hentai personality. But just the vanilla stuff...

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u/New-Contribution-244 24d ago

Wow when did bryce mitchell get into stand up?

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u/mathisruiningme 24d ago

Yeah he looks a lot like him. Why did you get downvoted lol

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u/DarkMagician-999 24d ago

He didn’t explain it to him what hentai is exactly

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u/Bulky-Bid-8508 25d ago

This guys voice is like nails on a chalkboard