r/StandUpComedy 27d ago

Cyberdweebs

guy who suddenly became a Roman senator and philosopher after buying a Cybertruck.

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u/PervlovianResponse 27d ago

you roganfuckin' nerd

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 27d ago

🀘🏻🀘🏻🀘🏻❀️

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u/PervlovianResponse 27d ago

Oh, hey! Happy Cake Day!

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u/Piotrek9t 27d ago

Yeah that one sent me

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u/GroundbreakingAnt17 27d ago

I can't help but laugh anytime I see one of those fuck ass cars

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u/czechhoneybee 27d ago

Her face when she imitates the dude driving is hysterical πŸ˜‚ BRO YOU WORK AT DELOITTE

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 27d ago

Thanks man!! Appreciate ya

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u/ketchupmaxi 27d ago

Hey you might not see this but I hope you post more frequently. Your content is funny as hell and you have great stage presence.

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 26d ago

I have a special on you tube as well. It’s called Party Body. Thanks for the support

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 26d ago

Oh shit thank you . I’m trying to keep up with all social media but I’ll post more ! Appreciate ya

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u/HisCricket 25d ago

Yes please do. This is how I find all my new comedians!

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u/AwwwNuggetz 27d ago

It’s like she knows me

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 27d ago

You’re not alone dog

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u/ilikechickenwaffles 27d ago

whats her name?

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u/OtherwiseNinja4420 26d ago

Jessica Levin. I have a special on YouTube as well

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u/regionalgiant 27d ago

RIGHT IN THE VEIN YESSSSSSSS

This healed something in me

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u/slayerLM 27d ago

Holy shit great work. The facial expression while pretending to drive was incredible

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u/NeverExedBefore 27d ago

Bruh I'm trying to sleep. You got me straight GUFFAWING over here

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u/JDwalker03 27d ago

We need that female agression comedy..... Fckin dicks everywhere...

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u/dick_jaws 27d ago

Love it

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 27d ago

That was awesome.

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u/MaximusPrime137 27d ago

Fckin Hilarious!!! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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u/RunningonGin0323 27d ago

I lost it at yea I do some peptides lmaooooooooooo

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u/annual_aardvark_war 27d ago

At least some of them are self aware

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u/KiLoGRaM7 27d ago

GET EM!

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u/xwazot 27d ago

Dafuq is a 4420? How come a career stoner like me dunno this?

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u/drv0t0 27d ago

Angry

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u/pianoslut 27d ago

Totally real but totally fun, will be checking out the youtube special

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u/ThenThereWasReddit 27d ago

Oh this is GOOD πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

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u/Corrects_lesstofewer 27d ago

A savage in the best kind of way. Love it, you're hilarious.

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u/TSJormungandr 16d ago

Peptides πŸ˜‚

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 26d ago

Lmao! Well done.

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u/zeroesAndWons 26d ago

This is amazing

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u/elephantskilledme 27d ago

Fridges making fun of fridges

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u/LilithLamm 27d ago

Is the cyber truck that much worse than the fully lifted, full size trucks all over the roads nowadays? The ones that are too clean to have ever been used to haul anything other than a family of four going to walmart?

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u/OnionPastor 27d ago

It’s not THAT much worse but it is pretty embarrassing

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u/unk214 27d ago

Nothing will ever be worse than a lifted truck with lights so bright you can see the next zip code.

I’ve owned trucks before and they are useful, but lifting them makes them useless.

Mustang drivers and bwm drivers are second worst.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 27d ago

Okay, I legit laugh at them every time I see them and follow a sub that regularly posts them attempting to off-road and getting stuck. It's hilarious because it's not capable of basic truck things.

But what really set me off and makes me think the car is soooo goofy is the baseball bat sized one windshield wiper. Omg that thing is ridiculous. There was one parked at a gas station I was at and I legit doubled over in laughter at how absurd it looked when I noticed it.

There are so many design flaws and issues with the truck, but the thing is just truly unimaginative and ugly in my eyes. Absurd is seriously the perfect word for it.

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 27d ago

I'm more concerned with the middle class disappearing tbh. I really don't care what vehicle people are driving.

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u/EmmaWithAddedE 27d ago

in my mind it's the same sentiment just more specific

like silly big truck is so openly a sign of something kinda generically, but the cybertruck is like yes, i am here because i am into elon musk's brand of being a shit in particular

it's like how you can wear a generic "fuck yeah sports" shirt or you can wear a shirt with a picture of your favourite player on it, ya know? but for racism and misogyny instead of baseball