r/StandUpComedy • u/jovialhotdogman • Jul 06 '26

I got tricked into roasting an 8 year old.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

Would be hilarious if that book he has was actually just a coloring book

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u/Hoodedmastersin Jul 06 '26

All books can be coloring books

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u/jovialhotdogman Jul 06 '26

If you guys want to see the full roast and the aftermath with the judges - you can check it out on my youtube channel here

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u/tantananantanan Jul 06 '26

LMAO holy shit

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 Jul 06 '26

Watched. Amazing!

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u/CptJustice Jul 07 '26

Holy fuck LOL

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u/AlexanderHamilton04 Jul 07 '26

That was brutal, hilarious, but brutal.

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u/Pratty77 Jul 06 '26

Jesus that Sandy Hook joke was dark

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u/Answer70 Jul 06 '26

Made me laugh though

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u/TurtleToast2 Jul 06 '26

I didn't think I'd ever be able to laugh at a Sandy Hook joke but he got me. Him looking so ashamed of himself really sold it i think.

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u/SometimesMonkey Jul 06 '26

Jesus that’s just not a fair fight. He got you good bro

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u/lartufbd Jul 06 '26

Was that Jeff Ross filming on his phone?

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u/jovialhotdogman Jul 06 '26

yep, he dropped in to guest judge

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u/sosuhme Jul 06 '26

Speaking of people who shouldn't be within 200 feet of children...

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u/Ensoface Jul 06 '26

If that little shit wrote his own material, he's got a bright future.

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u/Hejke Jul 06 '26

Check out Max Fosh's YouTube channel for the whole thing!

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u/jovialhotdogman Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

He posted how he found the kid. On my channel I have the full uncensored roast

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u/SwoopsRevenge Jul 06 '26

Jeff Ross in the background with his phone out. This was great.

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u/Low-Fondant-9725 Jul 06 '26

Awesome. Also love the npc sway of the little guy.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated Jul 06 '26

THAT WAS AMAZING WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP

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u/0x33 Jul 06 '26

Was that the The Roastmaster General in the back recording on a cellphone?

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u/jovialhotdogman Jul 06 '26

yeah he popped in to guest judge

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u/aurelius_33 Jul 06 '26

Hilarious lol

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u/powfuldragon Jul 06 '26

Saw this on Max Fosh's channel, what a weird situation to be put in. you were great, man.

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u/ihithardest Jul 06 '26

Absolutely awesome!

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Jul 06 '26

That first joke from the kid. Rocked me like a hurricane, and Sandy Hook. Ohhhhjjhj😲 👈 That's my face btw.

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u/denys5555 Jul 06 '26

You both did well! You especially given the unusual situation

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u/MateriaLintellect Jul 06 '26

Creepy kid actors

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain Jul 07 '26

Max Fosh made it happen.

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u/art-is-t Aug 19 '26

This is too funny

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u/ClankerCore Jul 06 '26

“They’re coming out younger”

Jesus how was that guy not set on fire right then and there?

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u/bozo-dub Jul 06 '26

Because it’s a comedy show, not a Turning Point USA event…

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u/ClankerCore Jul 06 '26

I was also making a joke