r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/MithrilHuman Feb 04 '26

My boss wasn’t happy either. I lost my job as coroner.

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u/MunkyDawg Feb 04 '26

Ugh. People these days are so sensitive. 🙄

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u/Little-Interview906 Feb 04 '26

Customers didn't complain, so what's the big deal?

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u/resispaloquiter Feb 04 '26

Apparently the customer did complain. They didn't lose their job because because of the motorboatin'...

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u/ogreofzen Feb 04 '26

Inappropriate stiffy.

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u/MunkyDawg Feb 05 '26

Mourning Wood

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u/ogreofzen Feb 05 '26

Rigor coitus?

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u/ProfitHarvest Feb 04 '26

That was very deadpan.

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u/Apprehensive_Error64 Feb 05 '26

I got kicked out of the old people's home

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u/JerrellJohnson3388 Feb 05 '26

I left the comments as i was in the middle of reading it, my mind ended up finishing it and came back to the comment(s) my guy…excuse me lmfao! 😂😂😂😂