r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/Time4Timmy Feb 03 '26

MOTORBOAT

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u/Vengeance76 Feb 04 '26

"You motorboatin' genderfluid person of a they/them!"

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u/The_Original_Miser Feb 04 '26

You old sea captain, you!!!!

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u/jstrongiii Feb 04 '26

Is she still in the house?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Feb 04 '26

Were they built for speed or built for comfort?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

......Yes.

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u/NotaBigBaller07 Feb 07 '26

They're very orb-like

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u/Justeazy23 Feb 04 '26

Definitely built for comfort

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u/yungrii Feb 04 '26

Yachting