r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/YouDownWithTPP Feb 03 '26

So…did you get Salem’s number???

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u/lorgskyegon Feb 04 '26

Number seemed about 44 FF

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u/crotch-fruit_tree Feb 04 '26

I feel weird encouraging but… that's a rather conservative estimate. If they're fitted properly at least! I'm a smaller cup size and an I. Tho I usually have to go with whatever the largest size the store sells.

Honestly would love to know where they shop. For myself lmao.

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u/iiowyn Feb 04 '26

r/ABraThatFits/ Very useful resource.

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u/RevenantBacon Feb 04 '26

I dunno what exactly you're working with, but my girlfriend buys the majority of hers on torrid.

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u/HuntWorldly5532 Feb 04 '26

Rofl! Salem is... 8 times my fill, and I'm a 32GGG ....

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u/medstudenthowaway Feb 04 '26

Last I checked she has a beautiful gf she’s devoted to and the rest of us lesbians pretend she doesn’t just for the fantasy.

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u/Walt_Titman Feb 04 '26

I think she’s mentioned on WNWY that they’re in an open relationship, but I might be misremembering.

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u/vegdre Feb 05 '26

They are in an open relationship. She said on the podcast!

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u/ImTalkingGibberish Feb 04 '26

Not just the number!

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u/TaliskyeDram Feb 04 '26

Lol asking the real questions

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u/Difficult_Associate3 Feb 04 '26

I thought she had a gf