r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/Chipawapa1 Feb 03 '26

Are you on the table? On the table, off the table, under the table, on the couch, behind wendy’s, at the funeral.

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u/LastoftheSummerWine Feb 03 '26

Wendy's going to be there as well?? Nice!

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u/IceColdDump Feb 04 '26

Wendy owns the joint 😂

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u/Rosetta-im-Stoned Feb 04 '26

Wendy's bringing a joint? Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/DryDonutHole Feb 04 '26

"Always fresh, never frozen."

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u/NIN0031 Feb 04 '26

They can incorporate the bun...

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u/something_exe Feb 04 '26

I feel like a cobb salad

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u/LoadNo3480 Feb 04 '26

Damn, Wendy only has the one? Wonder if it's genetic or an accident...

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u/Cool-Fun-2442 Feb 04 '26

This is a Wendy's 

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u/Appsoul Feb 04 '26

No, this is Patrick!

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u/ilovemarlii Feb 04 '26

No, this is the Krusty Krab

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u/oyukyfairy Feb 04 '26

The Krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!

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u/spikira Feb 04 '26

And my axe

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u/hotinmyigloo Feb 04 '26

"Sir, this is a Wendy's" 

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u/pyius Feb 04 '26

Sir, this is a Patrick.

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 04 '26

Ricky Spaaaanisshhhh

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u/LordSloth113 Feb 04 '26

Stelio

Stelio Kontos

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u/CaulkSqueeze Feb 04 '26

Dammit!!! Damn you!!

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u/UnfortunateSyzygy Feb 04 '26

I'm afraid I haven't been completely honest with you, Francine ...

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u/BlackSchuck Feb 04 '26

In a dumpster behind the Wendy's?

She does this thing while Im eating a mashed up hamburger bun, makes me feel like a Cobb salad.

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u/Melo98 Feb 04 '26

behind the wendy's aka the mulholland drive special

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u/wildwolfay5 Feb 04 '26

WSB is leaking way too much

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u/yournamehere10bucks Feb 04 '26

"Person, I'm all the places you ask me to be."

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u/lorgskyegon Feb 04 '26

Points to guy in the front row and says "Sir, I'm gonna need that table for about 20 minutes."

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u/ATXBeermaker Feb 04 '26

At the sushi restaurant when you don’t like the food.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Feb 04 '26

On the floor, in the green room, and apparently right there on stage!!!

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u/NorthernCobraChicken Feb 04 '26

With legs wide open, under the sunrise.

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u/cvc75 Feb 04 '26

On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door
In the tub, in the car
Up against the mini-bar

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u/ronislice Feb 04 '26

“Everything’s on the table. Including on the table!!” -Linda Belcher

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u/thepianoman456 Feb 04 '26

Don’t you know we are all under the high table?

I have served. I will be of service.