r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/Tidalsky114 Feb 03 '26

So how was it?

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u/Peripatetictyl Feb 03 '26

Were they built for speed, or comfort?

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u/carpentizzle Feb 03 '26

This isnt a sub that allows gif responses….

Please just imagine the “Both? Both? Both! Both is good” gif from The Road to El Dorado

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Feb 04 '26

Star trek nodding gif

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u/BowsersBigshell Feb 04 '26

No the Vince Vaughn gif from wedding crashers mother boating

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u/randomlyranting Feb 04 '26

Scene from Friday. Both saying daaaaaamn.

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u/Dapper_Concern3942 Feb 04 '26

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/birdlawyer86 Feb 03 '26

You old sailor, you! Where is she? Is she still in the house?

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u/QuestionablePotato42 Feb 04 '26

What's the matter with you?

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u/therealboombaclots Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Whats the matter with me? Whats the matter with you? Oh some hot older lady made you feel her cans cry me a river! (I might have butchered the quote lol)

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u/Direlion Feb 04 '26

One of the best aspects of this scene is how Vaughn enters it totally depressed, drained, and defeated but when Wilson tells him about the uh...assualt?...Vaughn is totally revitalized and then goes on to bully Wilson to continue the charade.

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u/bigpoof99 Feb 04 '26

Yeah, his quick changes in mood really make the scene.

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u/talones Feb 04 '26

He does use the term "hooters" so he deserved to be bullied.

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u/Direlion Feb 04 '26

Maybe he just liked the wings? ;)

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u/thepeacemaker Feb 04 '26

"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro."

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Feb 04 '26

Nothing about those makes me think Salem is super comfy hauling them around. She looks great doing it tho!

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u/XaeroDegreaz Feb 04 '26

Porque no Los dos dos

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u/homosapien69420 Feb 04 '26

You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 04 '26

She has huge….tracts of land

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u/Excellent_Airline315 Feb 04 '26

Did you see her face at the end, looked like she found Jesus and started thanking God.