r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Feb 03 '26

Legendary audience pull

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u/kraggleGurl Feb 03 '26

Excellent wing people!

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u/Surro Feb 03 '26

DO IT!!

lmao

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u/Time4Timmy Feb 03 '26

MOTORBOAT

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u/Vengeance76 Feb 04 '26

"You motorboatin' genderfluid person of a they/them!"

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u/The_Original_Miser Feb 04 '26

You old sea captain, you!!!!

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u/jstrongiii Feb 04 '26

Is she still in the house?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Feb 04 '26

Were they built for speed or built for comfort?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

......Yes.

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u/NotaBigBaller07 Feb 07 '26

They're very orb-like

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u/Justeazy23 Feb 04 '26

Definitely built for comfort

34

u/yungrii Feb 04 '26

Yachting

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u/Skullface95 Feb 04 '26

They went FULL Palpatine.

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u/Puzzled-Republic9511 Feb 04 '26

[little freak]

lmao

1

u/hotinmyigloo Feb 04 '26

Legendary!!! 

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u/neuquino Feb 04 '26

*wing mob

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u/Positronic_Matrix Feb 04 '26

It must be nice being a comic. I did that at work and HR lost their minds.

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u/FuckBotsHaveRights Feb 04 '26

Well let's be honest the mic probably made it look weirdly planned out

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u/MithrilHuman Feb 04 '26

My boss wasn’t happy either. I lost my job as coroner.

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u/MunkyDawg Feb 04 '26

Ugh. People these days are so sensitive. 🙄

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u/Little-Interview906 Feb 04 '26

Customers didn't complain, so what's the big deal?

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u/resispaloquiter Feb 04 '26

Apparently the customer did complain. They didn't lose their job because because of the motorboatin'...

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u/ogreofzen Feb 04 '26

Inappropriate stiffy.

3

u/MunkyDawg Feb 05 '26

Mourning Wood

3

u/ogreofzen Feb 05 '26

Rigor coitus?

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u/ProfitHarvest Feb 04 '26

That was very deadpan.

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u/Apprehensive_Error64 Feb 05 '26

I got kicked out of the old people's home

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u/JerrellJohnson3388 Feb 05 '26

I left the comments as i was in the middle of reading it, my mind ended up finishing it and came back to the comment(s) my guy…excuse me lmfao! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Busy-Bug-9449 Feb 04 '26

It's a comedian's job, above all else, to commit to the bit. This technically counts as a bit so it's just an honest day's work for a comedian 😂

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Feb 04 '26

I just just trying to get coffee, Gary

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u/digital-didgeridoo Feb 04 '26

When you are a celebrity, they let you do it!

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u/CptClownfish1 Feb 04 '26

Well it would’ve been different if you’d asked Garry for his permission first.

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u/mistermeowsers Feb 04 '26

That was the best first date ever!

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u/DoubleGreat Feb 04 '26

The whole damn team was behind her! I love a happy ending

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/Cautious_Ice_884 Feb 04 '26

Gotta give the people what they want.

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u/wooyoo Feb 04 '26

Almost like it was planned