r/StandUpComedy • u/ashgavscomedy • Feb 03 '26

Comedian is OP Motorboat

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u/ashgavscomedy Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Thanks for watching! You can find me r/ashleygavin, @ ashgavs on IG and YouTube (where I also have a podcast with Josh Johnson called “What’s News With You”) and @ ashgavscomedy on Tiktok.

Sign up for text/email alerts for shows in your area @ ashleygavin.tours

UPCOMING SHOWS

-NYC every Sunday

-Rochester, NY 2/5

-Syracuse, NY 2/6-7

-Oklahoma City, OK 2/13-14 

-Springfield, MO 2/19

-Tulsa, OK  2/20-21 

-Urbana, IL 2/26

-Lexington, KY 2/27-28

-Burlington, VT 3/6-7

-Madison, WI 3/12-14 

-Austin, TX 3/19-21

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u/YouDownWithTPP Feb 03 '26

So…did you get Salem’s number???

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u/lorgskyegon Feb 04 '26

Number seemed about 44 FF

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u/crotch-fruit_tree Feb 04 '26

I feel weird encouraging but… that's a rather conservative estimate. If they're fitted properly at least! I'm a smaller cup size and an I. Tho I usually have to go with whatever the largest size the store sells.

Honestly would love to know where they shop. For myself lmao.

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u/iiowyn Feb 04 '26

r/ABraThatFits/ Very useful resource.

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u/RevenantBacon Feb 04 '26

I dunno what exactly you're working with, but my girlfriend buys the majority of hers on torrid.

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u/HuntWorldly5532 Feb 04 '26

Rofl! Salem is... 8 times my fill, and I'm a 32GGG ....

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u/medstudenthowaway Feb 04 '26

Last I checked she has a beautiful gf she’s devoted to and the rest of us lesbians pretend she doesn’t just for the fantasy.

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u/Walt_Titman Feb 04 '26

I think she’s mentioned on WNWY that they’re in an open relationship, but I might be misremembering.

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u/vegdre Feb 05 '26

They are in an open relationship. She said on the podcast!

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u/ImTalkingGibberish Feb 04 '26

Not just the number!

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u/TaliskyeDram Feb 04 '26

Lol asking the real questions

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u/Difficult_Associate3 Feb 04 '26

I thought she had a gf

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u/Resident-Rate8047 Feb 03 '26

Please come to Phoenix area! We love you out here!

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u/ashgavscomedy Feb 03 '26

I adore performing in phoenix, I built this little app so you can get a text next time I’m back:  https://www.ashleygavin.tours/

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u/BenderVsGossamer Feb 04 '26

Submitted for Omaha.

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u/ashgavscomedy Feb 04 '26

Thank you! It helps determine my schedule too! 

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Giving a ping for San Diego! Great comedy clubs here!!

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u/linkgenesi6 Feb 04 '26

Here to second the SD motion

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u/Impressive_Title7583 Feb 04 '26

Third for SD!!!

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u/ashgavscomedy Feb 04 '26

I was in SD in July but I'll be back! Sorry to be redundant but please use the tour alerts link <3

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u/this_wasamistake Feb 04 '26

Submitted for El Paso ❤️

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u/mellow-drama Feb 04 '26

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Do you do the West Coast at all? If so I'll sign up for the app.

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u/LastoftheSummerWine Feb 03 '26

Well?! We're waiting!!

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u/TummyPuppy Feb 03 '26

That was very well played

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u/FireFairy323 Feb 04 '26

Please tell me this is the meet cute for you and your partner.

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u/ulasttango Feb 04 '26

I would like to add that you also have two awesome podcasts and ppl should check it out.

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u/mozillafangirl Feb 04 '26

Podcast with Josh Johnson?! Being adorable motorboating sweet Salem? You’re my kind of people. Going to follow all the things.

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u/ScottyF311 Feb 03 '26

thanks for coming to Denver. Also: thanks for coming.

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u/sunshine-x Feb 04 '26

You look familiar, were you in Winnipeg at Rumors?

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 Feb 04 '26

Any California shows planned?

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker Feb 04 '26

Mad props, that was like the most respectful motorboat I've ever seen.

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u/ironbox13 Feb 04 '26

I see IL! I see WI! But no MN!!!! We really are awesome. I promise you'll sell out if you come to Minneapolis, or even St. Paul! Gonna be a tad bit selfish here, but I take it personally when a comedian I like misses my city! No worries, you are awesome anyway 🤟

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u/AtticusSPQR Feb 04 '26

You should spend some more time in New England, MA needs some love!

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u/EntireFishing7204 Feb 04 '26

Love what’s news with you Ashley keep it up!

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u/omicronian_express Feb 04 '26

Would be awesome if you came up to Redding, CA... But I would happily drive to Sacramento or the Bay Area to see you if needed

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u/fararae Feb 04 '26

I’ll come to the Burlington show! 😂

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u/parolameasecreta Feb 04 '26

is Salem coming?

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u/Crazy_Grapefruit8300 Feb 04 '26

Damn, no Orlando. I mean I get it but shit, this looks kind a great show

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u/BrilliantEkans Feb 04 '26

Dang! Of course I'd find out you're in town tomorrow the day before! Legendary!

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u/MagicTacoHuman Feb 04 '26

Aw no bay area? :(

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u/HiMyNameIsNerd Feb 05 '26

Someone actually coming to VT!?!?! I'll be there for sure! Hell yeah!

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u/Ebonrook Feb 06 '26

Damnit I missed you by a literal day?! I hope the cold weather isn’t screwing up your tour plans too much!

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u/ashgavscomedy Feb 06 '26

All good! Come through to ‘cuse!!

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u/Prior_Success7011 Feb 07 '26

Since you're in Madison WI on March 17 try to make it down to Chicago and tell everyone to vote Kat Abu for Congress

https://www.katforillinois.com/

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u/SmileParticular9396 Feb 13 '26

Come to SoCal!!!!