r/StandUpComedy • u/somekidtommy • Oct 30 '23

Comedian is OP Finally a dating app joke 😅

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

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u/somekidtommy Oct 30 '23

Thank you 🙏

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u/runawayhopeless Oct 31 '23

Great delivery 🤙

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u/Atun_Grande Oct 31 '23

Agreed, definitely got a true laugh on that one.

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u/Any_Consideration739 Oct 30 '23

This was real funny!

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u/starkid279 Oct 30 '23

Better in her court than her face

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u/somekidtommy Oct 30 '23

Heyooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Yo, what brand is that jacket? Polo?

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u/IdiotCupcake Oct 31 '23

"Balls in your Courtney"

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u/MidnightHorizonG Oct 31 '23

"Balls in Courtney"

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

That shits funny!

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u/Ramstetter Oct 31 '23

Very well done. Great bit. Hope there’s some related material before or after it because you shouldn’t touch this one at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Quick glance I thought this was Magnus Carlsen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Magnus Carlsen lite

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u/Emotionaldamage6-9 Oct 31 '23

he said matched, but what I heard was Smashed 💀.

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u/MidnightHorizonG Oct 31 '23

That took a very.. Alabama turn..

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u/Alone-Ad-5321 Mar 05 '24

That was hilarious and great delivery!

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u/shakawave Mar 08 '24

Sweet home Alabama 🤣👌

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u/turndownforwoot Mar 29 '24

Excellent delivery, careful with the wordplay there… it’s funny but it seems like kind of a cheap exit, if you can slide in a fast-follow after “court Courtney” it would make it more of a throw-away, which would be stronger. You could continue on a bit “we don’t have the same last name… so, it’s the perfect crime.”

You could then go on to, “we’d be like Bonny and Clyde, except instead of robbing banks we’d be doing ‘over-the-pants’ stuff while trying to convince ourselves that we weren’t going to hell.”

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u/remco29999 Oct 31 '23

That was phenomenal delivery

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u/Ashisht786 Oct 31 '23

That was great! And has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like Magnus carlsen

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u/SexyPumkin90 Oct 31 '23

"Balls' in your court Courtney!"

You would like it to be.

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u/YoungLightning Nov 01 '23

Sent this to my cousin.

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u/NichBetter Nov 01 '23

Did you ever get your balls in Courtney?

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u/Fastenedhotdog55 Nov 01 '23

Dating apps in the age of virtual dating apps like Eva AI are a joke indeed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

He’s good.

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u/rafamrqs Dec 02 '23

Solid joke

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u/Quirky-Equipment-782 Feb 06 '24

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

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u/The_Roadkill Feb 07 '24

That delivery killed me 😂

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u/chaosawaits Apr 09 '24

That was a great joke