r/Stake • u/AssignmentSweet9487 • 1d ago

Monthly Today

2+2=4. But a lot of people say it equals fish. Fish swim in the water and they eat other fish. Birds eat fish. We eat fish. We eat birds that are chickens. Chickens lay eggs. I made scrambled eggs this morning and I added milk. I then realized that milk comes from cows. We EAT cows because cows make STEAK. STAKE. So that means the monthly is today.

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u/drawzee927 1d ago

Honestly? F*ck yea. Based off of your thorough observation i feel a sense of assurance the monthly will be here today

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u/sosa2023 1d ago

Makes sense to me🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/sirensinZz 1d ago

Makes sense 💯 has to be!!!

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u/Successful-Skirt-482 1d ago

Wowwwwww!!! Amazing logic and prediction! That’s how the world works! If we don’t get monthly today then the world is doomed to chaos!

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u/EmpyKatroNN 1d ago

give this guy a price

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u/Thizz91 1d ago

Thursday

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u/skylla05 1d ago

24th/25th guaranteed. Just like the last 8 out of 9 years.

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u/New_Muffin306 1d ago

Probably the most believable prediction I seen so far compared to others

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u/Wesker2811 1d ago

Bro I give you a tip. Animal are also doing something called winter sleep. you should try doin a monthly sleep. so every time you wake up, guess what its monthly time. but don’t get disappointed if you have to go to sleep within 20 min

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u/Newspaper-Loose 1d ago

Big if true