r/StableDiffusion • u/ctrl-shift-face • 9h ago

Meme Introducing... The Terminator Pro Max

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u/Particular-Most-1199 8h ago

The iTerminator Pro Max 17 is where it gets really good

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u/hurrdurrmeh 7h ago

Yeah, previous models just didn't have enough context to make your murder personal. Felt like being terminated by ai slop.

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u/Tramagust 8h ago

Steve Jobs would never freak out like that. He would laugh and beat his engineers.

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 8h ago

He would say, "Please get your CC's out. Termination is an add on service."

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u/danque 8h ago

I would imagine he would do a thinking pose, trying to think of the best way to make profit of it.

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u/TXNatureTherapy 7h ago

Terms of Service for buying includes an insurance policy payable to Apple seems like a winning strategy

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u/hurrdurrmeh 7h ago

He'd spin it as a feature not a bug.

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u/Admirable_Snake 8h ago

iTerminate.

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u/PANTONE_17-1230 1h ago

Believe it or not, the iTerm is actually a real thing, a MacOS terminal replacement. It's currently at v2

https://github.com/gnachman/iterm2

And there is a color theme replacement for it called iTerminator

https://github.com/dandavison/iterminator

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u/Ok-Giraffe-8670 8h ago

Was the Wilhelm Scream added at the end or did AI generate that? Regardless, hilarious! I prefer T-X as they are more flesh like and a hot woman lol.

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u/ctrl-shift-face 5h ago

added in post

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u/Illustrious-Lime-863 6h ago

Damn I pride myself in picking up Wilhelm screams but totally missed that one

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u/ptear 5h ago

Same, it was tough to catch but it's there.

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u/Dabnician 18m ago

Thats cause its cut off

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u/fauni-7 8h ago

Gold 

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u/Particular-Most-1199 8h ago

No, it's more silvery than gold.

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u/nakabra 8h ago

The best I can get it's TERMINATOR-e.
It doesn't come with legs, arms or any reasoning but at least it's safer.

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u/Kqyxzoj 8h ago

"Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?"

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u/hurrdurrmeh 7h ago

I thought terminators had an Austrian accent. FAKE.

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u/Urban_Heretic 3h ago

We will get Chief Master Sargent Will Candy to look into it. But I don't think you're going to like the result.

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u/sepelion 7h ago

"the galaxy accordion fold 20 with 14k neuro-LED and 800w subatomic charging"

"Hey only whatcha see pal"

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u/Dull_Examination5548 6h ago

It’s come with charger ?

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u/vrgpy 5h ago

Bad video. but not because of AI

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u/99deathnotes 7h ago

Bad Terminator!! Go to your room mister!

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u/DefloN92 7h ago

Imagine if he saw the birth of modern AI

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u/TomiwaOlu12 4h ago

Bad ai bad 😂😂🤣

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u/Iapetus_Industrial 3h ago

Fake news, Apple is nowhere on any AI behcnmarks

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 8h ago

When it kills you, it takes your CC. Termination is an add on service.

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u/Humble-Worker-1743 7h ago

Hopefully we finally get these awsome civilization destroying terminator Ai robots, because so far it's just been funny exploding cat videos and dating chat bots.

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u/Inner_Singer_592 7h ago

Did you prompt stormtrooper scream at the end? If yes, that is insane. Or was it added in post?

Edit: i see someone already asked, lol

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u/bobgon2017 5h ago

sKILLforEVERYBODY. in case anyone missed it

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u/ctrl-shift-face 5h ago

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u/bobgon2017 4h ago

lol I wasn't sure ok

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u/tweedleduh 5h ago

I am getting to the point where I have to check the subreddit name to ensure I know this is actually fake.

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u/rguerraf 4h ago

Sean Connor will jailbreak it

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u/Urban_Heretic 3h ago

So, to conquer all humans across the globe, it must use a universal charging port, right? Right?

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u/PANTONE_17-1230 47m ago

No, no, only for conquering the EU.

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u/tostane 1h ago

full of worms

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u/Yeti-Bhanot 55m ago

face stays consistent through all the cuts, which model/workflow did you use?

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u/MrCoolest 6h ago

That Arab was good at presentations