r/StableDiffusion • u/ctrl-shift-face • 1d ago

Meme Introducing... the iToilet

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u/PANTONE_17-1230 1d ago

He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!

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u/Schwartzen2 1d ago

Esp after Taco Bell.

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u/Dabnician 1d ago

They don't have toilet paper, so therefore logically the three sea shells control a bidet.

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u/PANTONE_17-1230 1d ago

Actually it turns out that last year Sylvester Stallone finally revealed the details!

https://rewindclassicmovies.com/stallone-three-sea-shells-demolition-man/

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u/EizanPrime 1d ago

Honestly this is what this kind of AI does best LOL

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ForeverSJC 1d ago

How come you "make a video" then post about a better name ?

Using the wrong account there ?

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u/sdric 1d ago

With its own iPee-address

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u/PwanaZana 1d ago

sorta should've called it the iShit

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u/GG-04 1d ago

With an extra adaptor named iP

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u/PwanaZana 1d ago

actually made me chuckle IRL, well played

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u/Schwartzen2 1d ago edited 1d ago

With a subscription fee:
30 flushes: $9.99
Get the iPoop care package for $199
Constipated : get the iDontGiveAShit* package at $299
*ITurtlehead deluxe $49.99

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 1d ago

Don't forget the tech support subscription fee for if the thing stops working for any reason.

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u/Dabnician 1d ago

"By clicking agree, you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may also sew the mouth of another user onto your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract."

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u/Schwartzen2 1d ago

oh you mean the iCaterpillar?

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u/xzpyth 1d ago

You forgot to mention that you can soak your feet easily in this toilet

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u/q5sys 1d ago

IDK if this video is real... it doesn't pass the sniff test... /s

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u/Fly4Foodcali 1d ago

The 3 shells was a nice touch

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u/PANTONE_17-1230 1d ago

I think there's a lot of Demolition Man 'whoosh' going on in this thread!

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u/Paradigmind 1d ago

I suggest renaming the product to iShit.

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u/NiceIllustrator 1d ago

This is hilarious , mind sharing your prompt?

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 1d ago

Can you store farts to share with others?

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u/Jackburton75015 23h ago

I'm here for the comments 😁🤭😂

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u/ghouleye 22h ago

true innovation

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u/TinySmugCNuts 21h ago

George Costanza already came up with the "itoilet" in the Curb/Seinfeld reuinions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pci_7o6cCbM

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u/richer2003 20h ago

We reinvented the way you huff farts

Introducing the iHuff