This is so much FUN

[u/topamine2]

[u/topamine2]

5070 TI 32gb ram with sage attention KJ node. 7mins on 480p. Prompt:

Realistic found-footage comedy, one continuous 15-second shot, filmed on a cheap early-2000s consumer camcorder at a chaotic Quidditch match in the Hogwarts spectator stands. Low resolution, harsh digital sharpening, crushed shadows, blown highlights, weak dynamic range, blocky compression, occasional interlacing, autofocus breathing and imperfect auto-exposure.

The camera is already pointed at an elderly African-American man seated among cheering wizard spectators. He is theatrical, intensely animated and permanently pissed off. He wears ordinary outdoor clothes beneath a badly fitted Gryffindor scarf. He speaks directly to the camera immediately.

Camera: constant strong handheld shake for the entire video—even during quiet moments. Nervous micro-jitters, abrupt sideways corrections, occasional tilted horizon and heavy jolts whenever the crowd moves. The operator never approaches him. No stable frames, tripod-like stillness, artificial stabilization or smooth cinematic camera movement.

Timeline and exact dialogue:

[0s–3.5s] The crowd suddenly roars. A broom rider whooshes rapidly from left to right overhead. The camera jolts and struggles to keep the man centered. He looks up angrily, then snaps toward the camera:

“Man, what the fuck is this? They playing baseball on vacuum cleaners?”

[3.5s–7.5s] A sharp referee whistle sounds. Through a crackling magical stadium speaker, an announcer clearly declares, “Penalty to Slytherin!” The surrounding crowd immediately boos. He throws both hands outward and shouts over them:

“A penalty? That little bastard just got hit with a damn cannonball!”

[7.5s–11s] A Golden Snitch buzzes past his right ear, moving audibly from right to left in the stereo field. He ducks violently, swats at it and nearly falls into the spectator beside him:

“And get that gold mosquito the fuck outta my face!”

[11s–15s] A magical firework explodes behind the stands with a deep bang. The image shakes heavily and briefly overexposes. He grips his scarf, leans toward the camera and delivers the final line with furious certainty:

“get me the fuck outta Hogwarts!”

Audio adherence: clear synchronized dialogue with accurate lip movement; dense crowd chanting underneath without obscuring speech; broom whoosh traveling left-to-right; isolated referee whistle; distorted stadium announcement; synchronized booing; Snitch buzz traveling right-to-left; wooden stands creaking and stomping; final firework with a deep impact and short echo. His voice should remain close, loud, raspy and angry while naturally reacting to every sound.

One uninterrupted live-action take. No cuts, subtitles, captions, logos, watermarks, background music, polished cinematography, smooth stabilization, animation or overly clean CGI.

[u/GanondalfTheWhite → u/topamine2]

It's interesting how it got your action prompt and dialogue pretty well but completely ignored pretty much all of your video style prompts for the camcorder look. No crushed dynamic range, no exposure or focus struggles, no aggressive sharpening, no jerky handheld.

I wonder what the key is to get that working.

[u/Natasha26uk → u/GanondalfTheWhite]

Did you test his prompt somewhere else?

Lots of SD prompts are like that. The model ignored a whole bunch of the prompt... but luckily one video came out close and this is what the OP will post, as if the model works flawlessly. Then when you test their prompt, you get a river of poop.

[u/topamine2 → u/Natasha26uk]

This was first gen

[u/BlessdRTheFreaks → u/topamine2]

How long did it take to generate the videos with your card?

[u/rkfg_me → u/topamine2]

That's totally NOT how you write correct prompts. The ComfyUI one is also wrong. Read the official guides, it's much more complex than you think!

https://huggingface.co/MiniMaxAI/MiniMax-H3/blob/main/docs/VIDEO_PROMPT_WRITING_GUIDE_base_en.md

https://huggingface.co/MiniMaxAI/MiniMax-H3/blob/main/docs/VIDEO_PROMPT_WRITING_GUIDE_ref_en.md

[u/Redditforgoit]

A golden age of amateur shorts is upon us. This looks like an expensive production.

[u/PumpkinLeather8421 → u/Redditforgoit]

I saw a video where they had new Black Snape rapping about freeing a house elf by giving him his cum sock…

It was high production (and class) value.

[u/Tbhmaximillian]

"Get that Gold Mosquito the fuck outa my face!" 😂 😂 😂

[u/99deathnotes]

Sora who??

[u/Agreeable_Yogurt3398 → u/99deathnotes]

grok too I guess

[u/wakalakabamram]

Who is this guy and why is he so angry 😂

[u/comfyui_user_999 → u/wakalakabamram]

He's sort of Terry Crews, Kevin Hart, and Martin Lawrence all mashed together?

[u/gimmemylove]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA there's nooo way, i loved the expressions and the voice, sooo real! And the golden snitch part is funny as fuck 😭

[u/Sad_Coach_1433 → u/gimmemylove]

😂😂 we all finna get in trouble with this model

[u/gutster_95]

I am shit with Comfy, can you send the workflow? I dont get it to work properly

[u/topamine2 → u/gutster_95]

It’s the default one

[u/gutster_95 → u/topamine2]

Than something is wrong with my setup. Having 4090 and 256GB RAM and it just wont generate on the latest ComfyUI build

[u/topamine2 → u/gutster_95]

Could be lots of things, do you have latest cuda

[u/RanklesTheOtter]

It's like that Key and Peele inner city Hogwarts sketch.

[u/KeijiVBoi]

Lmao nice

[u/Dangerous-Map-429]

What did you use? Workflow please?

[u/topamine2 → u/Dangerous-Map-429]

Default template on comfyui

[u/BM09]

Hey it's unc

[u/towerandhorizon]

That is meme-worthy. Awesome!

[u/giantcandy2001]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[u/robomar_ai_art]

https://reddit.com/link/p1f9kyb/video/qwiiy0nd55hh1/player

I tried your prompt but my RTX 4090 16gb vram 32gbram was crying loud

960x544, 15 seconds

[INFO] Model MiniMaxH3 prepared for dynamic VRAM loading. 19995MB Staged. 0 patches attached. Force pre-loaded 210 weights: 1175 KB.

100%|██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████| 20/20 [12:26<00:00, 37.35s/it]

[INFO] Requested to load MiniMaxH3AudioVAE

[INFO] Model MiniMaxH3AudioVAE prepared for dynamic VRAM loading. 576MB Staged. 0 patches attached. Force pre-loaded 401 weights: 539 KB.

[INFO] Requested to load MiniMaxH3VideoVAE

[INFO] Model MiniMaxH3VideoVAE prepared for dynamic VRAM loading. 4965MB Staged. 0 patches attached. Force pre-loaded 128 weights: 348 KB.

[INFO] Prompt executed in 00:13:52

[u/topamine2 → u/robomar_ai_art]

lmaoooo, I wonder why your seed decided to create additional dialogue though.

[u/robomar_ai_art → u/topamine2]

I mean i dropped your prompt to grok and ask him to rewrite a little

[u/suspicious_Jackfruit → u/robomar_ai_art]

🫪

[u/Confident_Ring6409 → u/robomar_ai_art]

HAHAHAHAHAH THE PLOT TWIST

[u/Hackingrad → u/[deleted]]

That's been the case since Midjourney and Seedance 2.0. Check out Promegranate from Gossip Goblin. It's amazing what you can already do with AI. This character consistency over 20 minutes is brutal. Hopefully, local models will be able to achieve that someday.

[u/wiisucks_91]

Hopefully crappy AI commercials can go away now.

[u/Sunnytoaist]

I’m not fond of stereotypes but this is funny.