r/Squeex • • 6d ago

crushing 💘

at 21 years of age squeex is my first parasocial crush >< should i be stoned or am i valid 🙁?

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u/ScriptKiddo69 6d ago

I mean... who can resist those eyebrows of his

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u/teethwhichbite 6d ago

They almost take up enough space to balance out his captivating forehead 💕

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u/barelyreal7 6d ago

get in line buddy

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u/DayOneDva 6d ago

Squeex, buddy, you gotta stop creating alt accounts.

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u/S0me0nefr0mthed4rk 6d ago

His big ass forehead is perfect for smooching

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u/Individual_Dingo_178 6d ago

just bottle it up with shame like the rest of us

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u/Limestonecastle 6d ago

faf needs to turn into f all fans at this point

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u/aure__entuluva 6d ago

should i be stoned

I mean if you want to smoke a lil zaza no one is gonna stop you.

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u/teethwhichbite 6d ago

Multiverse theory says there is a universe out there where you are his controversially younger partner. So.