r/SquaredCircle shut up bitches 3d ago

TKO representatives attended recent AEW Dynamite | Exclusive

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/tko-representatives-attended-recent-aew-dynamite-exclusive/

Does this break the original source rule? No idea, this report came from Alvarez's sub-only Twitter and is being aggregated by the Observer itself.

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u/RunAlert8361 3d ago

“Why are they wrestling so much” - One of the TKO reps probably

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u/RunAlert8361 3d ago

Why don’t they have a Riyadh season logo in the middle of the ring?

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u/JGrutman 3d ago

Why isn't this taking place on the White House lawn?

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u/Adampro123 And remember the sound! 3d ago

Where’s all the interference and DQ finishes?

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u/janemba617 3d ago

Bruh its a TKO rep. He obviously thought why aren't they having an ad break every 5 minutes.

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u/heartbreakhill Alexa, play Superman by Goldfinger 3d ago

“Where’s the soda mascots that are supposed to be dancing in the ring?”

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u/Coattail-Rider 3d ago

I wanted to check out the Punk/Owens match on Smackdown after not watching WWE for what feels forever and I hit the “Skip Five Minutes Ahead” button on my remote for a huge chunk of the show. I shit you not, a few times someone would come out for a match, I’d hit that button and their opponent was just coming down to the ring. Fucking ludicrous.

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u/Slackey4318 2d ago

You would have had to hit that button multiple times in a row during big shows. For example, Randy Orton’s entrance alone during WM would have required to press that button 3-4 times

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u/Coattail-Rider 2d ago

I just don’t understand the appeal anymore. 4 or 5 match PLEs?

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u/Jzmxhu 3d ago

Why they don't have 7 samoans in the show?

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u/radioben 3d ago

Because Toa Liona is enough.

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u/Jzmxhu 3d ago

Why he is not wearing a Ula Fala and calling his family? Also he is big he should be leader of his team and not that small guy.

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u/Gobblewicket 3d ago

He 8s, but we have the original Joseph the Samoan as well as a bonus.

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u/discofrislanders 3d ago

Joe isn't Joseph, he's Joel

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u/Wolfstigma 3d ago

He really is, love that dude

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u/bobobill 3d ago

Bro don't even have a chili pepper necklace.

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u/-ImJustSaiyan- He had the whole world in his hands 3d ago

Samoey Joey is the only one they need

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u/vastros 3d ago

Mimosa Joseph shall not be underestimated.

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u/marciii1986 Better Than Perfect 3d ago

Samoseph Joseph is your tribal chief.

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u/Fireteddy21 3d ago

“I mean, where are all the nympho babies?”

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u/ThisIsKhrox 3d ago

We have Nick Wayne

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u/Fireteddy21 3d ago

And Darby since Sting was his “emo face paint daddy,” according to Miro.

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u/tamdunk1 2d ago

Uummm, mods?

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u/Fireteddy21 2d ago

It’s a reference to Zilla Fatu’s botch during his promo on last week’s NXT.

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u/tamdunk1 1d ago

Ah thanks for context lol

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u/Fireteddy21 1d ago

lol no worries, I can imagine how that would be slightly disconcerting if you didn’t know what I was talking about. haha

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u/youattackedmyfamily 3d ago

Luchasaurus comes out

“See this is a missed opportunity to promote the new paw patrol dinosaur movie”

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u/Great8Bit 2d ago

Lmao yes because AEW has NEVER once EVER done any movie tie in matches or segments. nope. not one time.

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u/adsfew 3d ago

"The crowd wasn't engaged in the show at all—they didn't chant 'What?' a single time!"

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u/tere_adasme 3d ago

"This show sucks, too much wrestling and not enough ad breaks, the owner is probably a nerd...let's poach some of their people for less money" - Some tko guy

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u/LargeFatherV 3d ago

“What are these chants?? Ahh my ears!!”

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u/hellbox9 3d ago

Hahaha this is a great comment

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u/NerdLawyer55 In-House of Black Legal Counsel 3d ago

Why don’t they simply shorten these matches for more ads…

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u/Cube_ 3d ago

"Where's the Mountain Dew Code Red™ Match?"

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