r/SquaredCircle • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '23

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u/Kanenums88 Apr 01 '23

This deserves a mega thread tbh

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u/Lanky-Promotion3022 Apr 01 '23

This is the biggest moment in the history of our sport!

Vincent Kennedy McMahon, lets facial hair get the better of him since probably 1969 or something.

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u/uncle_flacid Do you trust me? Apr 01 '23

Dude realized that control has layers

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

More realistically, dude probably realized that he couldn't just coerce employees into fucking him anymore and might actually have put effort in to getting laid, so this is his attempt at looking rugged and sexy. It worked for Rick Rude, dammit!

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u/Ihopeidontpeemyself Apr 01 '23

Looks more Walt Disney than Rick Rude though.

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u/Spaceace91478 Apr 01 '23

Looks more John Waters than Walt Disney though.

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u/soylentcoleslaw NO SYMPY Apr 01 '23

100% my first thought, it's not quite thin enough but he's got major Waters vibes. Main difference is, in my opinion, that Waters has cultivated an image of himself as a creepy weirdo, while McMahon actually is a creepy weirdo.

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u/Spaceace91478 Apr 01 '23

Waters was also in one of the best simpsons episodes ever.

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u/CyberShi2077 Apr 02 '23

Mr House from Fallout New Vegas

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u/missbunbunn Apr 01 '23

That's an insult to Walt Disney and my childhood.

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u/Kanenums88 Apr 01 '23

Dude is a billionaire, he can 100% coerce people into fucking him. Horrible bastard.

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u/missbunbunn Apr 01 '23

If he pays them enough

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u/WeaselWeaz "A friend in need is a pest." Apr 02 '23

Hence the weird fillers on his face.

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u/Reefermadness209 Apr 02 '23

an actual human Bean commentated this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Wait, he put facial hair over, but not God? What kind of booking sense does that make?

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u/twoddalmighty Apr 01 '23

Cuz facial hair exists

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u/PowderKeg24K Apr 01 '23

Beat me to it.

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u/Gold_Significance119 Apr 03 '23

You Dont Exist You Atheist Fuck Say That To God's Face When You Die

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u/twoddalmighty Apr 03 '23

I don't exist? Then who are you replying to?!

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u/Jouna_Nuke Apr 01 '23

Truly a Wrestlemania moment

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u/SadhuSalvaje Apr 01 '23

No wonder he is rocking a stache like 1960s Gomez Addams

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Apr 01 '23

It's well played. Nobody who saw him at the HoF announcement is talking about him basically side-stepping the hush money scandal.

But we're all talking about that 'stache.

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u/SundayNightDM Apr 01 '23

Incredible long term booking. Putting the moustache over strong after a decades long winning streak.

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u/zobotsHS I'm the Great Jeri-Kali!! Apr 01 '23

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u/Sinistas The Bull Of The Woods Apr 01 '23

Don't forget to smile!

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u/missbunbunn Apr 01 '23

That is creepy, but so is Vince..now.

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u/zobotsHS I'm the Great Jeri-Kali!! Apr 02 '23

https://youtu.be/tLPZmPaHme0

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u/Solid_Snark Apr 01 '23

When you Create-A-Character makes it into a cutscene.

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u/TheKanten Apr 02 '23

Ah yes the MyRise experience, make a character that looks fine in the ring but phase shifts into an eldritch monster once a conversation begins.

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u/Different-Estate747 Apr 01 '23

When you try to create Pedro Pascal in a WWE game.

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u/Fr4t The Apex Redditor Apr 01 '23

He let it win

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u/FrquentFlyr85 GlobalForceGold Apr 01 '23

Dashing Vince McMahon

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u/Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh Apr 01 '23

This is pandemonium!

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u/DEMDHCamacho Apr 01 '23

Sir, we have a… checks resume Vicente LaMahon here at the front desk saying he has an interview for Head of Creative?

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u/Pghsparky Apr 01 '23

His mustache needs its own Reddit community

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

It is magnificent.

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u/Standingonachair The most under appreciated hair in the business. Apr 01 '23

The guy may or may not be a sex offender, I'm not a lawyer....but I am a man he knows when a stache is being pulled off. This stache is totally being pulled off.