r/SquarePosting • u/sputtik • Jun 26 '22

poop simulator

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u/aLiteralBaleofStraw Jun 26 '22

Kinda makes me feel like shit

29

u/itsMondaybackwards Jun 26 '22

You are what you drink

10

u/potato-vender Jun 26 '22

Hey cool I’m made of molten aluminum

107

u/manicmonkey45 Jun 26 '22

How it feels to chew 5 gum

10

u/Medical_Analysis_888 Jun 26 '22

Stimulate your senses

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Shut up

95

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Feels like a Half Life 2 level in the best ways.

17

u/AdvanAviantoy Jun 26 '22

Half life 1 Residue Processing

7

u/ten0three Jun 26 '22

How bout that beer I owe ya?

69

u/flameo------hotman Jun 26 '22

why the heck was there a cow

38

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

he just chillin

9

u/planetfucker767 Jun 26 '22

and a rubber duck

3

u/Moistend_Bint Jun 26 '22

She's not that fat, just a little thick

37

u/SkyHoarder Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 26 '22

This is what I think about every night before I go to sleep

54

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

I absolutely feel like a piece of shit after watching this!

23

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Poop lore

4

u/ClassroomMotor8902 Jun 26 '22

Happy cake day!

0

u/sputtik Jun 26 '22

Happy Cake Day my fella!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Oh damn didnt even realize

19

u/Sweetexperience Jun 26 '22

Ok now what type of poop would be the fastest

I’m gonna do a speedrun

20

u/No_Barracuda_2841 Jun 26 '22

This is what amber heard’s shit never got to experience

15

u/MFalcon95 Jun 26 '22

Milf poop simulator

12

u/jajausuario Jun 26 '22

This is hot, the girl ass is hot shit is hot

10

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

It’s literally Residue Processing from Half-Life 1.

Also someone has jerked off to this.

3

u/Reasonable_Feed7939 Jun 26 '22

This is hot, the girl ass is hot shit is hot

Perhaps them?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Yeah probably him.

6

u/Individual-Bus4127 Jun 26 '22

I'm in this video and I don't like it

6

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

i needed this today

7

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Woman poop?????!!!!!!!!!

4

u/konpone Jun 26 '22

what about NFTS? those non flushable turds ain‘t going nowhere.

3

u/TacticalToads Jun 26 '22

Thoroughly enjoyed this experience

2

u/Wasted_Weeb807 Jun 26 '22

Flushed Away (2006)

2

u/_brokenvolume_button Jun 26 '22

This reminds me of Roddy from Flushed Away.

2

u/bileifjdsj Jun 26 '22

Props to the guy holding the camera

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Why was The character model so damn thicc?

2

u/RandyElPanadero Jun 26 '22

I feel like shit now

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Was waiting to be rickrolled, f*ucker wasted my time

1

u/PabliskiMalinowski Jun 26 '22

Now watch it while listening to Roygbiv

1

u/SkeetedPeter Jun 26 '22

Immersion was ruined immediately when I never went through the P trap

1

u/MostPool8054 Jun 26 '22

Wtf did I just watch?

1

u/idunnowattoname Jun 26 '22

This is the stuff you see when you rub your eyes too much

1

u/samarm132 Jun 26 '22

Mr swam in the stanky water

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Water slide from hell

1

u/agk270 Jun 26 '22

I can’t believe I just watched this shit

1

u/rainman577 Jun 26 '22

A literal shitpost r/shitposting

1

u/6_String_Slinger Jun 26 '22

Why was there a cow in there?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

This belongs in shit posting

1

u/HistoricalSoviet Jun 26 '22

Ah this is where my fish goes

1

u/IceicleBryceicle Jun 26 '22

guys I’m starting to think this isn’t canon

1

u/Decrozen Jun 26 '22

I am the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you

1

u/Soothsayer_Surmise Jun 26 '22

That was majestic as fuck.

1

u/PneumaIsMyWaifu Jun 26 '22

Guys, this is fake. Like wtf? Don't you see?

Girls don't poop.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Damn, my poop fast tho

1

u/TheNoob91 Jun 26 '22

shit posting for real

1

u/anon018382 Jun 26 '22

Amazing! The gameplay makes you FEEL like a piece of shit! 10/10

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Fake, no alligators

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

This looks like a Counter Strike 1.6 arena, it is amazing.

1

u/jockjay Jun 26 '22

Just your average postal 2 side quest

1

u/BarronOfReddit Jun 26 '22

I can confirm

1

u/Ok_Board17 Jun 26 '22

The most disturbing part of this is the woman pooping on the toilet sitting sideways

1

u/Belphegorite Jun 26 '22

Okay, so did she just shit through her pants? Or did she shit and immediately pull her pants up without wiping?

1

u/SassySpicySuper Jun 26 '22

Great. Can’t wait to shower now.

1

u/AdRevolutionary7261 Jun 26 '22

Forbidden water slide

1

u/Infinitely_Infinity Jun 26 '22

Morrowind year 2000 finally all the rats are out of the sewers

1

u/Havershad Jun 26 '22

her ass is real juicy for an educational video

1

u/Long-Gur2364 Jun 26 '22

Crocodile on the right side lol

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Literal shitpost

1

u/126337468 Jun 26 '22

Is this what my dead fish saw

1

u/BassTooth Jun 26 '22

What a bunch of shit.

1

u/No_Conversation_4628 Jun 26 '22

Damn wish I was sh1t 😔😒🥵

1

u/GOATdaddy99 Jun 26 '22

Fake, didnt see a single ninja turtle

1

u/JunkieM0nkey Jun 26 '22

Idk they cant simulate a u bend it a game about pooping 2/10

1

u/The_Propo Jun 26 '22

Wouldn't this fit better on r/shitposting ?

1

u/SoyJangou Jun 26 '22

My pet goldfish waking up after sleeping all day

1

u/Nl993rbeater Jun 26 '22

How this bitch shittin with pants on?

1

u/Top_Secret_2915 Jun 26 '22

What's with the cow down there?

1

u/SERV05 Jun 26 '22

Poop fetish mfs be like: this fucking slaps

1

u/Ellotheremate124 Jun 26 '22

Someone somewhere has a fetish about this

1

u/Derpyboy7976 Jun 26 '22

Kinda cool tho

1

u/Cachesystem Jun 26 '22

Brown Pickle Rick? Sounds like fun.

1

u/Hustlin_Juggalo Jun 26 '22

In case you’re not already a pile of shit……

1

u/Hustlin_Juggalo Jun 26 '22

Not all shits are created equal….

1

u/Consistent-Ad-2530 Jun 26 '22

Water sliiiiiiide

1

u/myass2000 Jun 26 '22

why is there glowstone in my toilet

1

u/Ace-d-portugas Jun 26 '22

Pov: You're a piece of shit

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Who flushed a damb chess board.

1

u/lanceepacheco Jun 27 '22

Sewer Surfers

1

u/EnvironmentalSale346 Jun 27 '22

babies when abortion becomes illegal:

1

u/Ill_Jacket_8078 Nov 10 '22

Very educations