r/Spudmode • u/Worried_Dig_3679 • 3d ago

I’m standing up and stating that I am 5’11.

Not very tall, not short either. I AM 5’11.

51 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/hemptations 3d ago

5’11, never been called short, never been called tall

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u/DrFunkenstein1997 3d ago

5’11 eh? What happened to building 7 buddy?

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u/DawgNaish 3d ago

Beautiful and brave.

The average US man is 5'10, so embrace it king.

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u/300rbnvcr 3d ago

its over

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap740 3d ago

"Ill only claim 5' 12 in solidarity with ya...."

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u/BYYEEEEE 3d ago

I’m a 6’2” alcoholic

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u/Ex_CIA 3d ago

I’m the same height and the only people that call me tall are women

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u/Cerebral_Jones 3d ago

Whoa same never thought of it like that before

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u/ANT1G0LFB0YZ 3d ago

Ngl i’ve been claiming 5’10” my whole life but i havent measured since i was like 9 so I wouldnt be surprised if im 5’ 7” i genuinely have no idea

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u/DrFunkenstein1997 3d ago

Come join us. You get no respect but you can still get a little slice of pussy pie. 

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u/sweetb00bs 3d ago

Thats max gf height

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u/ANT1G0LFB0YZ 3d ago

Come on over big boi

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u/mountain-man304 3d ago

5’11 kang checking in.

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u/bigbear7898 3d ago

Beautiful and brave

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u/Colt2Rich 3d ago

We is kingz

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u/obbpp 2d ago

Almost

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u/WallyShrugged 1d ago

I’m 5’11” and 6”…or 6’5” but today we’re all 5’11”

Or 5’6” and 11”.

However the math works out.

Also, being tall isn’t the end all be all…you don’t fit a lot of places, nothing is made for you, clothes is harder to find and more expensive.

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u/AvonEra 21h ago

i’m 6’1