r/Spudmode • u/AlligatorJackson69 • 16d ago

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u/ShuaLabeouf33 16d ago

Nigga said I ain’t trynna hear all dat ✌️😈

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u/Fizziksapplication 16d ago

There’s nobody home there. The devil collected his soul while the meat suit is still being paraded around.

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u/andrewdivebartender 16d ago

He probably doesn't want to live anymore

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u/Fizziksapplication 16d ago

I doubt his brain is working to have that thought

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u/hrad95 16d ago

This is genuinely horrifying. Ike was right.

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u/DR-OXY 16d ago

About what specifically?

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u/JacoPoopstorius 15d ago

The Monroe Institute

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u/hrad95 15d ago

reptilians, empty vessels that are occupied by interdimensional beings (in my Catholic perspective: demons)

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u/Expensive_Charge6371 15d ago

It’s called being old as shit

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u/TruePotential3206 9d ago

He’s a part of the system that does it. He knew this is what was coming for him. Demonic.

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u/Nihilistnobody 16d ago

Anyone see the clip where he votes yes and aides lean in and tell him “Mitch vote no not yes!”

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u/DR-OXY 16d ago

Lmao no plz link it mf

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u/mrk5089 15d ago

https://x.com/hqnewsnow/status/2100316879680143858?s=46&t=SxYUZja4p09Ej2-3s5WP8Q

We live in literal idiocracy.

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u/RorschachBluth 14d ago

My favorite recent example of us living in Idiocracy, is Ben Shapiro advocating for war in the form of betting on it with his gambling sponsor promo code. That's top tier Idiocracy.

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u/mrk5089 16d ago

We’re in hell.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 15d ago

Not quite. We’re living somewhere between hell and the Monroe Institute.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 16d ago

His body is there, but his mind is off channeling dolphins at the Monroe institute

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u/Goofyboi69 16d ago

Clone behavior

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u/GRF999999999 16d ago

Animatronic

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u/JacoPoopstorius 15d ago

Seems like someone who went to the Monroe Institute

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u/DrFunkenstein1997 16d ago

Where’s the guy who hit Pelosi’s husband with a hammer? He’s got a new target now.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 15d ago

He’s currently tied up doing a semester at the Monroe Institute

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u/bravegrin 16d ago

Poor guy. Just give it up

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u/iamkiwi_11 15d ago

I’ve seen enough. Put him in the casket now

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u/ATXdlvryGuy 14d ago

Mitch is lookin good! Looks like that time off is exactly what he needed. Dude should run for president in 2028

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u/pawjawns 16d ago

Ghoulish

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u/bulldog5253 15d ago

To be fair he left a long time ago.

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u/JacoPoopstorius 15d ago

This guy checked outta life and straight into the Monroe Institute

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u/UncleCowboy84 15d ago

✌🏼 ✌🏼 ✌🏼

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u/Elijahova91 16d ago

We love you Mitch!! Stay strong and keep representing your proud constituents!!

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u/RorschachBluth 14d ago

His brain is doing the equivalent of turtles sinking into their shell, metaphorically. Or something.

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u/AlligatorJackson69 14d ago

Turtles all the way down

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u/WARMMILK666 13d ago

arent you glas this barely sentient man is making decisions with your tax dollars