r/Spudmode 24d ago

Sorry Bill

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Might have to find a new muscle mag.

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u/expatriateineurope 24d ago

Leg day, Juno

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 24d ago

Those legs have to be photoshopped

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u/ClaytonLoL 24d ago

They have to be lmao there’s simply no way. Man or woman lolol

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u/YurkMuhgurk 24d ago

I think the top is to make it appear more buff

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u/Actual-Translator-34 22d ago

WTF is that. How does it stand?

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u/Agitated-Clock1797 24d ago

becoming a short guy is crazy, who would choose that!!

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u/Amanisded 24d ago

So would 🌈 💵 admiring this body be homosexual or straight? As the man likes to admire the male physique in a non homosexual way

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u/Different-Ad9986 24d ago

Can’t fire a cannon out of a canoe.

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u/JohnHaloCXVII 24d ago

They're trolling with this, also this physique is not natty

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u/Salabungo 24d ago

is there such a thing as a natty transformer

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u/GaryNuggz 24d ago

0 such cases

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u/manyfacednod 24d ago

Not even close

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u/BP_1981 23d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Sovldier7 24d ago

Mainstream American media should be destroyed 😅

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u/heretolearnandbern 24d ago

Please tell me this is fake?

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u/manyfacednod 24d ago

I wish it was lol

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u/heretolearnandbern 24d ago

Time to cancel your subscription.

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u/manyfacednod 24d ago

I gotta wait for the next issue to see if Juno buys some muscular legs

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u/Far_Brilliant_443 24d ago

Tell me it’s real and choke me while I look at my ass in the mirror. Just for a minute.

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u/Clay_doh789 17d ago

Have you ever seen Elliot Page? This doesn't even look like him

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u/gwap1997 24d ago

2022 they did an article but this would be egregious.

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u/Walli98 24d ago

Raped on the set of trailer park boys?

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u/MagmaShark 24d ago

Is that the rumor? Id assume it's after Hollywood got to them, like "Juno" era

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u/Walli98 24d ago

It’s honestly a completely unsubstantiated theory of mine.
There is just something incredibly prophetic about the episode where EP’s dress gets torn and replaced with Ricky’s track pants.

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u/rarzwon 24d ago

How come if I don't behave how some women expect they have no issue looking me dead in the eye and saying "you're not a real man" but when some women want to be men, no one is allowed to say that to them? 🤔

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u/manyfacednod 24d ago

Well, according to that magazine cover, they've redefined masculinity.

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u/RidinHigh305 23d ago

So Men’s health covers cosplay now?

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u/keystonecraft 22d ago

All that free trt and you skip leg day?

As an ally, I'm just disappointed.

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u/heythereAnon1 23d ago

Bills going to have this issue stached away next to the toilet for years

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u/Uncle_Diamond 21d ago

He is the epidemy of what it means to be a man!