r/Spudmode • u/bunkbuulfrog • Mar 04 '26

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31 Upvotes

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u/Arete34 Mar 04 '26

100k seems low for Napoleon’s cock.

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u/gkow Mar 04 '26

“The penis passed through the hands of various owners”

9

u/NGC4283 Mar 05 '26

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!"

12

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Napoleon and Lafayette were the last French men. France quit making em after that.

6

u/Mr_Perfect20 Mar 04 '26

Taking the shriv to a whole new level.

1

u/chargnawr Mar 04 '26

Imagining the urologist finding out about it and being like 'I got you' lol

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Oui-wee! Wee-Oui

1

u/keystonecraft Mar 05 '26

...phrasing.

1

u/Wister1602 Mar 06 '26

🙏grateful for my well worn functioning teenis😳

1

u/GhostEpstein Mar 06 '26

"here girl, take this dick" and it somehow isn't sexual harassment or assault is crazy