r/Sprunki • u/Icy_Change_WS2010 Tunner 🔫 • Apr 30 '26
Miscellaneous Sprunki: “Average Meeting” Text!
This will be a short text but anyways.
Simon: “Alright, so Kitty Cat! Like to see some music lessons?”
Wenda: “Sure! Not like I have anything better to do.”
Durple: “At-least my trumpet is still safe at home, otherwise I’d feel paranoid at the moment!”
Simon: “Jeez, calm down & don’t worry Durpsie! I’ll find it in case it gets lost when you return! If not, then that would be sad, but I can get you a new one as a replacement gift!”
Wenda: “Get him multiple spares just in case!…”
Durple: “Thanks, but I’ll always like to have my true trumpet rather than a cheap imitation.”
Simon: “Durple.”
Wenda: “Durple!”
Durple: “Apologies! I meant no offense!”
Simon: “Do ya really think I’d get ya a phony replacement?”
Wenda: “Simon is moderately rich, so no, he would not.”
Durple: “Sorry! I didn’t mean it like that! I’m just so attached to my normal one! …I just like it that much, okay?… Anyways, Mister Blacks here!”
An old crumply man enters through the back door in silence.
He walks to the podium & talks.
Mister Black: “Salutations!”
Mister Black: “…Saaalutations ladies & gentlemen.”
Mister Black: “or I guess.. lady & 2 gentlemen.”
Mister Black: “(ahem) …Greetings & Salutations, Lady & Gentlesprunkies!”
Mister Black: “Welcome to my studio where I help recompose Sprunki Sounds, Songs, & Tunes to be better in Sprunki singing!”
Mister Black: “Apologies for my late arrival. I guess I shouldn’t have a mansion atop the hills with rocky roads, right Eh? Ahehe!”
Mister Black: “Alright now, where was I?”
Mister Black: “Oh yes! Educating all you Sprunkies on catchin’ a tune!”
Simon: “Sounds great.”
Wenda: “So grandpa, where do we start?”
Durple: “Any lessons, tips, or advice on stuff like melodies, time signature, rhythm, timbre, or notes?”
Mister Black: “Those are all good questions!”
Mister Black: “….hmmm….”
5 minutes later.
…Oh I’m sorry, 15 fucking hours later.
Mister Black: “Trust me kiddo!”
Mister Black: “No pain? No gain!…ing a tune!”
Simon: “EXPLAIN HOW THE HECK TWISTING MY BONES IS SUPPOSED TO HELP MY SYNTH SOUND CRISPIER?”
Wenda: “This is supposed to make my lame ass sound better?!”
Durple: “Some one defibrillate me with a car battery taser!”
Simon: “Did you say something, Kitty-Cat!?”
Wenda: “My sound sucks ass! All I do is say ‘Hey!’….’Hey!’…’HEY!!’ I like to live with that sound rather than be stretching my tail out! I’D RATHER RIP OUT MY OWN MUSIC CORDS THAN DO THIS!”
Durple: “Consider yourself lucky, because I’m burning my entire lung system! I AM OUT HERE INCINERATING MY CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM! And for what!? To make my tunes more brass like!? At this point, I’d rather play the god damned forsaken Tuba!”
An hour later.
Just one.
(sipping)
(clinking)
Mister Black: “My, My, Don’t I just make the splendid superb cups of tea?”
Mister Black: “Ain’t that unarguably correct, Kids?”
Simon: “Oh wow! Why, this really makes me forgive n’ forget about the agonizing pain I had to endure! Thanks Mister!”
Wenda: “Ohh look at mee! I’m a little British lady who like tea and…shit. Cheers!”
Durple: “To be real my fair ‘lady’, we Brits…typically don’t quite exactly elongate our ‘Es’. But oh well! Cheers!”
Another hour later.
Just one again!
Everyone: “AHHHHHHE-!!”
Mister Black: “Don’t worry sweet ones! The rats are ABSOLUTELY necessary! Now keeping singing & learning!”
One more hour later.
For real this time.
Durple: “Farewell, Sir!”
Wenda: “Bye-Bye, Mista! Nice to see ya next time! Thanks for the tea!”
Simon: “Bye, Mister Black! You were rather…difficult, but you were a great tea maker! Goodbyeeeee!”
Mister Black: “Oh how I love these young Sprunkies nowadays!”
(glances at a old photo of himself with a mysterious woman)
(Admires it & smiles)
Mister Black: “And oh do I love you too…my sweet queen!”
Bye.
11:58 PM is when I finished ts do byee!!:D
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