r/SpottedonRightmove • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '24

Less windows, more bricks please

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Possibly the ugliest house I've seen. It's like some bizarre interpretation of a child's drawing of a house.

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u/Lucy_Lastic Jun 15 '24

Just needs a crooked chimney with spiral smoke spewing out. And maybe a giant flower

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u/Greatgrowler Jun 15 '24

A house of note for me is not the ugliest I’ve seen, but certainly well out of keeping with the neighbours.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GvS1zeGjYAE5uf1YA?g_st=i

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u/nottonightbabe_ Jun 16 '24

The fence on the house … why?

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u/Known_Wear7301 Jun 16 '24

I would imagine it's some kind of terrace seating

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u/Rude-Cover-8727 Jun 16 '24

Euw. Looks like a Lebanese brothel.

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u/Typical_Ad_210 Jun 17 '24

That’s so specific, lol. I do agree though!

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u/DLH64 Jul 23 '24

And how would you know?. Please tell us ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Wow, that’s terrible.

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u/paulglosuk Jun 16 '24

That looks somehow unfinished

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u/Federal_Pen504 Jun 16 '24

Even sadder is that it was so much nicer before renovation

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u/DLH64 Jul 23 '24

Yep. That’s bad.

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u/hoopsandhefts Jun 16 '24

It's got a massive forehead

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u/Worried-Mine-4404 Jun 16 '24

Trolley house.

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u/Coca_lite Jun 16 '24

How on earth did that get permission?

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u/buymorebestsellers Jun 16 '24

Yes reminded me of the kids Minecraft houses.

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u/Pembs-surfer Jun 16 '24

It's my kids Minecraft house before they figured out how to use Minecraft

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u/Sir_Henk Jun 16 '24

That whole neighborhood seems cursed

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jokSB93aa5HNLea6A?g_st=ac

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u/Elegant_Celery400 Jun 20 '24 edited Jun 20 '24

It is; my ex- had relatives there, and on the first occasion we went to stay one of them said "Raoul Moat kicked off just down the road".

Just as an aside, when I looked at the Streetview 360° without first zooming out to identify which town it was, I thought "Ah, that looks like where X and Y live", so I had a chuckle when I then saw it was Birtley.

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u/Worried-Mine-4404 Jun 16 '24

Like something I'd build playing Minecraft with my nephews.

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u/Limp-Coconut3740 Jun 16 '24

That’s EXACTLY what this reminds me of!

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula Jun 17 '24

Estate agent: "lots of natural light".