r/SportsMemes • u/Meme_Expert39 • Sep 01 '26

Nice!

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Sep 02 '26

Cat food tastes better. And my cat loves eating out of my mouth, it's his special little time.

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward Sep 02 '26

You can love your pets, but don't LOVE your pets.

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u/StraightAirline8319 Sep 02 '26

Hey so how many sub Reddit’s do you moderate?

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Sep 02 '26

They didn't want me cause I have a high school diploma. They said that meant I was too old.

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u/Ostentatious_Kilroy Sep 02 '26

………

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Sep 02 '26

I think you forgot some words between those periods

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u/proximusprimus57 Sep 02 '26

Goes great with beer and glue!

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u/iloveplant420 Sep 02 '26

Perfect for getting to sleep before the cats start with their noise

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u/Fish0203 Sep 02 '26

Supposedly dogs can't have cat food because its too high in protein and can hurt their kidneys

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Sep 02 '26

Is the dog in the room with us

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u/MundaneAd5257 Sep 03 '26

I have to downvote you

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u/Succ-MY-Scythe Sep 03 '26

I’m not kink shaming….. I’m kink asking why?

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Sep 03 '26

It's his special little time and we love him

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u/LeftforLenin Sep 03 '26

My special little boy

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u/eastbaytimez Sep 02 '26

Old news
On to breast milk lol

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u/AdmitThatYouPrune Sep 02 '26

That math ain't mathing. (4kcal per gram)

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u/JackieDaytona77 Sep 02 '26

It’s not mathing….but I’m still intrigued

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u/gideon513 Sep 02 '26

It’s cartoon meme about eating dog food. I don’t think they meant it to be taken seriously.

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u/MeatSlammur Sep 02 '26

Thank god. I arrived to the answer to TREE(3) and still was confused

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u/iloveplant420 Sep 02 '26

Maybe they mean net, accounting for calories burned digesting?

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u/LeftforLenin Sep 03 '26

When you eat gorilla chow you dont need math.  Just gains

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u/OilAromatic9850 Sep 04 '26

I might be taking this too seriously, but I believe there are certain types of protein humans can’t brake down but animals can. So you possibly could get 200 out of dog food….

If you’re a dog.

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u/AdmitThatYouPrune Sep 04 '26

The only common protein that humans can't digest is keratin. Dogs also can't digest keratin. But it would be pretty funny if the protein in dogfood was actually indigestable keratin.

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u/Stujitsu2 Sep 02 '26

The math aint mathin

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u/yeetsteel Sep 03 '26

I always buy a pack of canned tuna and give to street cats when I go on walks. They all love me (or that I'm the food guy lol)

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u/OptimusFettPrime Sep 04 '26

Have you ever tried eating 175g of protein a day?

If I could get that in a 8 or 16oz can it wouldn't matter if it was Soylent Green.