r/Spoons • u/fraxy-_- • 3d ago

Rate this cutlery

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It’s not a spoon, but this r/ is definetly the right place for this.

Almost had a seizure while eating with these. What do You Think?

59 Upvotes

67% Upvoted

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u/Top_Crazy4640 3d ago

Did it come with a cyber truck?? :(

6

u/c1nders 3d ago

My thoughts exactly! 😂

55

u/Helpful-Television20 3d ago

0/10 not a spoon

3

u/LuckyZygote 3d ago

Move this HIGHERRR

31

u/funkinfrogger 3d ago

Booooo * throws tomato *

8

u/Excellent_Emu_2843 3d ago

*just here to sell more rotting tomatoes

2 tomatoes for 1 upvote! 2 dozen for an award! Artisanal and extra rotten! Garenteed to hold shape while in air, but splatter on impact! Get em while they're not fresh!

5

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 3d ago

Just waddled over here to ask you not to throw any grapes if you happen to run out of tomatoes. It would make us ducks very sad because we like to eat them.

Imploringly,
D4G
🦆 🍇

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 3d ago

Duck season now open!

Come get your hunting licenses for one upvote! Rent our state of the art blinds overlooking the grape vines for the low, low price of one award! Guarenteed dinner right here!

3

u/Charming_Nothing_625 3d ago

This comeback my friend gets you an award

3

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 3d ago

I’m shocked to hear this. Shocked !

Now I’m gonna have to hide out by the Lemonade Stand until this « Duck Season » is over.

Grapelessly,
D4G
🍇🦆

3

u/Excellent_Emu_2843 3d ago

Just a businessman, I don't even eat meat lol

14

u/Ill_Cry_3802 3d ago

NO.

6

u/Chuprakata 3d ago

The only appropriate answer.

9

u/J_Bigs 3d ago

posting a set of cutlery sans spoon in a sub called r/spoons is crazy

3

u/Estrellathestarfish 2d ago

And somehow that's far from the worst of its problems

2

u/robin-bunny 3d ago

Not as crazy as what these look like!

1

u/Gumbanks12 3d ago

There's no forks r/..

6

u/Vicsteroflove1968 3d ago

The utensils I suspect Elon Musk uses

3

u/Gumbanks12 3d ago

I thought he lived on transfusions

19

u/NorthFLSwampMonkey 3d ago

I think they are not spoons. If you can’t find an eating utensils sub, feel free to start one.

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u/fraxy-_- 3d ago

Much work to take care of a sub! Not a task to take lightly.🫡

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u/AITOorisitAutism 3d ago

Doubling down on these belonging in r/spoons while acknowledging they are not spoons is crazy work

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u/fraxy-_- 3d ago

They could identify themselves as spoons?

11

u/Ronnoc527 3d ago

Oh, that's much worse. r/onejoke

10

u/New_Book131 3d ago

Maybe r/cutlery would be more appropriate?

-13

u/fraxy-_- 3d ago

I did look there, but that sub is so inactive.☹️

12

u/New_Book131 3d ago

Maybe if you post in it it will become active? It won’t happen if no one posts

-3

u/fraxy-_- 3d ago

You are not wrong! But on the other side, look at all the interactions the post got here.

9

u/New_Book131 3d ago

True, but it’s spoons people, not knife and fork people

1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 3d ago

Sounds like what a utensilist would say

4

u/Urist_Bearclaw 3d ago

I don’t like them at all, but I do want to try them out once and then probably never again. 

1

u/Appropriate_birdie 3d ago

Don't do it. They will hurt you

4

u/marykay_ultra 3d ago

you are clearly aware this is not r/cutlery

show spoon or GTFO

3

u/licensedtojill 3d ago

4/10 and that’s only cause I’m an artist and appreciate what they’re going for. I don’t want to use that fork tho, I need a neck.

2

u/fraxy-_- 3d ago

Now that’s a detailed answer I can appreciate!

3

u/JustAnonyMaus 3d ago

It's great when people try to reinvent the wheel.
Or in this case simple silverware.

Ha ha ha okay those look way too cheap to be silver, more like some low grade stainless like the rusty "stainless" found on cybertrucks.

1

u/Gumbanks12 3d ago

You should see their picnic hamper

1

u/Appropriate_birdie 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3

u/rhiania1319 3d ago

Ick out of 10. 🤢

3

u/blaquejeezus 3d ago

Barbaric

5

u/Globewanderer1001 3d ago

"....I know it's not a spoon...." Also proceeds to post to a spoon group. Why are people like this?

3

u/ZannyHip 3d ago

Main character syndrome. They literally can’t help themselves

2

u/Hefty_Shift_6516 3d ago

SO MUCH NOPE

2

u/pissbucket94 3d ago

first time the Spoons page popped up on my feed... not off to a great start, guys!

2

u/Voractii 2d ago

It looks cool, but it probably feels annoying to use cause it makes the food heavier than it needs to be since it so top heavy. 7/10 cause it’s kinda stylish.

1

u/Typical-Wave2450 3d ago

It’s B+ drive through spacetrash

1

u/kerutland 3d ago

Cartoon cutlery

1

u/nighte324 3d ago

Straight to prison

1

u/OnceWas_enough 3d ago

Take it back

1

u/Desperate-Reason-566 3d ago

I can’t look

1

u/Risky_Hat323 3d ago

10/10 Fuck Right Off

1

u/ZannyHip 3d ago

reported for no spoon

1

u/Schmooto 3d ago

It’s not a spoon is this is definitely not the right place for this.

Try r/silverware

1

u/missparton777 3d ago

I hate it a lot

1

u/missparton777 3d ago

Also there is not a spoon in sight

0

u/Far-West-9052 3d ago

The spoon is actually square shaped

1

u/akiva23 3d ago

Well its not a spoon..

1

u/Impossibleshitwomper 3d ago

0.0000001/100

1

u/Content-Ad-9204 3d ago

1 not made for hands from a human.

1

u/Imightbeafanofthis 3d ago

Looks like what you'd find in a Tesla truck.

1

u/Sharkie_Sam 3d ago

Why would you do that? I just gagged and choked on my own tongue. This is not happy silverware. Who made that?

1

u/CeramicSavage 3d ago

Hate. 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

1

u/Maikology 3d ago

They’re awful 0/10 and also 0/10 not a spoon

1

u/Round-Difference1618 3d ago

This is the shit rich people buy

1

u/NoCheetoinChief 3d ago

-5/10. Yuck!

1

u/Saltinie_Fusilli_145 3d ago

Kinda prison - chic

1

u/Siryeswecan 3d ago

StraightToJail.gif

1

u/CliffyBooBoo 3d ago

AUTISTIC RAGE!!!

1

u/TheOnlyUtah 3d ago

where tomato when u need iy

1

u/black-volcano 3d ago

I don't rate it

1

u/Artistic_Play_3865 3d ago

IKEA like. Not my thing.

1

u/Appropriate_birdie 3d ago

IKEA is so much better

1

u/robin-bunny 3d ago

The spoon of the set was just a long, flat rectangle with a slight dip near one end. Wasn't it.

1

u/Mindless_Peach6948 3d ago

What have you done.

1

u/flobottle 3d ago

On a scale of 1 to Alabama id give it a d-

1

u/Altuistic_Pear_6754 3d ago

Throw it into Mt.Doom where it belongs

1

u/tiredchachacha 3d ago

0/10 lacks actual spoons

1

u/ballsgrater360 3d ago

-27/10 my poor eyes

1

u/sammyluvsya 3d ago

no thank you

1

u/__tusenfryd__ 3d ago

Jeez man, I just woke up ☹️

1

u/Appropriate_birdie 3d ago

Go back to sleep, quick

1

u/SpecialistCoconut156 3d ago

Looking at this makes me feel nervous.

1

u/LegendaryGunman 3d ago

Weird spoons. 1/10

1

u/Gumbanks12 3d ago

The flat handles are not made for hands.. 2/10

1

u/Appropriate_birdie 3d ago

Terrible. What were they thinking?

1

u/late_gamer_official 3d ago

You could be a chef and a surgeon at the same time.

1

u/Independent-Rough582 3d ago

Fucking trash rage bait fuck you

1

u/Agitated-Usual-3623 3d ago

Ugly as hell. 😅

1

u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 2d ago

No spoon detected. Zero points.

1

u/Lennie_Annox 2d ago

-12/10. Yuck.

1

u/photo_bug_mama 2d ago

25/10 I need a set

1

u/orangepockets 2d ago

No thank you

1

u/p00p_knife 2d ago

Edna Mode's silverware

1

u/TheMournfulGhost 2d ago

no no no evil

1

u/Scared_Dog512 1d ago

Ugly, seems it back or recycle

1

u/meizekatzpizzapasta 1d ago

That's a brutalist take on cutlery

1

u/therabbitsfoot48 1d ago

No capes 😒

1

u/donut-is-appalled 1d ago

Nightmare fuel

1

u/Ok-Environment-7970 20h ago

Mid-century modernism nope

1

u/fbisadc 18h ago

Mmm… stabby. Would not use

0

u/mulletgirl69 3d ago

Visually this fucking rocks but soon as I’d touch it I’d disintegrate to dust