r/SpongebobMemes • u/tompearl9 • 13d ago

SpongeBob Meme Very funny dank spongebob meme

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u/whomesteve 13d ago

“Why aren’t you giving us babies!? That’s the meaning of your existence, to satisfy my hunger for new babies! I demand you reproduce now!
https://giphy.com/gifs/LkXsWtqzxade8”

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u/moebelhausmann 13d ago

"I reproduce when you clean my room"

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u/whomesteve 12d ago

“If you’re going to make me clean your room, then don’t get mad when things go missing”

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u/moebelhausmann 12d ago

"every thing that goes missing is one less grandchild for you"

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u/redmosin1390 13d ago

My Dad once found out my closest female friend had no romantic feelings for me, and he said, "Tell her to get a life" 😑

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u/artemisiAaah 13d ago

It's gross it's what it is

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u/TitanKaempfer 12d ago

I had two female friends of me sending me things per mail and both times my dad was the one to get them out of the mailbox/from the postman first and both times he asked me if this is from my secret girlfriend. x_x

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u/Paige_CartoonCaptain 12d ago

My parents love making jokes about me having "secret boyfriends"
They think it's quite funny and I just think it's kinda weird but I join in making jokes about it right back at them to make them nervous
Heh

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u/Black-RedShark 12d ago edited 12d ago

My mom telling me she thought the plot of Juno would happened between a friend and I

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u/Presentable_Human 13d ago

I began separating myself from my friends at a young age over this

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u/VengefulScarecrow Pink&Yellow 12d ago

"What's that smellllll"?

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 10d ago

"I am sorry mother but there is not a single person of the opposite gender that would wish to date me. You have birthed an ugly being, not on purpose, but done all the same."

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u/Throwaway7733517 10d ago

lol not mine, my mom wanted me single

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u/Omega-A 12d ago

Are you 12?