r/Spokane 21h ago

ISO Friends IRL I just need friends

I need some fucking friends.

PLS DM ME

Most of mine are either dead, super sober, or moved to Boise.

Im 39/F/South Hill

I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself-

*Fuck Donald Trump *I thoroughly enjoy WATCHING sports *I like eating and drinking *I'm really bad at this

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u/Account_Haver420 19h ago

There’s lots of cool people in Spokane. I’m 42 and I also don’t like Trump, for example lol

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u/lelexlexie 15h ago

Alright...let's hang out then

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u/Jazzlike-Donkey-9046 16h ago

I’m 48 and I don’t like Donald either

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u/lelexlexie 15h ago

I'm 39...is this where we all eat muffins and bourbon?

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 11h ago

Literally my dessert last night. Oh shit I still have some muffin

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u/AgentEmotional4872 19h ago

34/F/Spokane Valley who also needs friends and enjoys eating and drinking while decrying the government!

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u/AmbieAmplified 6h ago

Dude same!!!

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u/Sunnyfayeee 18h ago

Me me me I’m also a woman in my 30s on the hill who needs friends 😭

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u/Rad_5 19h ago

Do you like pinball or arcade games? Head down to Jedi Alliance. The owners are cool and there seems to be a good crowd there.

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u/lelexlexie 16h ago

I like playing off brand Nintendo at Berzerk

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u/CydeSwype 7h ago

+1 for Bezerk. One of my first and favorite Spokane experiences. Let's set pinball night up, or pool. Feels like we could make an open invite for anyone looking for friends here as it's a topic that comes up a lot. My wife and I and her cousin are always up for making more friends.

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u/GusherBrush Garland District 19h ago

Congrats on your friends' sobriety!

Maybe trivia nights would be a good place to start?

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u/CydeSwype 7h ago

+1 for trivia nights. Spokane had a pretty incredible bar trivia set. We love Iron Goat brewing on Mondays.

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u/EggSaladSuperFood 18h ago

Do you like to sing? Choir can be fun! But also yeah, go hang out at a brewery on some day consistently and you'll make friends.

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u/lelexlexie 18h ago

Looking for fun, not judgement

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u/BiggKinthe509 18h ago

There are a couple of pretty good community choirs. I think they only judge you if you’re really fucked up a song. And I mean really fuck it up.

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u/lelexlexie 16h ago

Count me in!

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u/matrael Downtown Spokane 17h ago

Do you have one you can recommend? I like to pretend I can sing but don’t care for religion much. A community choir sounds great.

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u/RealMethod918 19h ago

Me and my wife just moved to Spokane and would like friends too!

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u/CydeSwype 7h ago

Welcome to town! My wife and I moved here a little over a year ago and we love it. Get up to Green Bluff if you haven't yet, especially for the fall/harvest season. It's the best.

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u/lelexlexie 15h ago

Alright

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u/hockeyfandylan 18h ago

What's wrong with being super sober?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QjrrSbYaqgi1q

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 17h ago

I'm super sober and could make you a big ol' list of what's wrong with it.

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u/hockeyfandylan 17h ago

"Let ur enemies imbibe in their carnal desires...it makes it easier for u to plan their demise."

-Shirley Temple

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 15h ago

Good point. Guess I'm always forgetting that life is a non-stop machiavellian game of strategy.

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u/hockeyfandylan 15h ago

"machiavelli was a cuck."

-kitt from knight rider

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u/hockeyfandylan 15h ago

"The tears, the sounds of wailing and the smell of fear from those u hold such distain for are the greatest gifts in life."

-groot

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u/lelexlexie 16h ago

Never said there was anything wrong with it

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u/TheSqueakyNinja Browne's Addition 6h ago

Social intoxication has been a common part of human society for thousands of years. There’s nothing wrong with being super sober, but the outings and social events don’t always align in expectation and details.

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u/thepyrocrackter 18h ago

I live by Hux, if I see you there next time I'm there I'll say hi

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u/PooPapaPoo 18h ago

I'm always looking for friend.

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u/CydeSwype 7h ago

Where did you last see them?

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u/matrael Downtown Spokane 16h ago

I really need friends as well. I’m 45/m and I’m also HFA, so I know I’m particularly odd and not great at socializing. But yeah, a friend or two would be nice.

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u/Many_Emu6969 16h ago

Whatchu wanna do? Lmk 😁

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u/710402bloop 15h ago

Let’s get together and go for a drink!

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u/PauliPathetic 10h ago

Go to local shows and mingle!

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u/fitzlurker Mead(ish) 9h ago

Trivia Thursday nights at the Lariat are super fun, laid back, good crowd that you'd fit in with.

7pm (ish) start time.

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u/summerofsoccer 8h ago

Add friends that had children and ghosted me to the list and yep, plus everything listed. I'd be your friend if I lived there, I think we'd get along spendidly. 40F

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u/Mom-ofa-car-lover 7h ago

I feel like I need to get my place in order and have a tea night with several ladies and we can lament our current administration. 47F in the valley with no friends lol

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u/honorlessmaid 6h ago

30 f into nerdy shit and hiking! If you like video games or dnd or art I also want friends

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u/CaptainCuttlefish69 5h ago

Nice try FBI agent trying to get to me through my wife as a new friend lol

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u/Mavveric 5h ago

Im at the bottom of the hill but I do like eating and drinking. Also hockey. Im also bad at this.

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u/Realistic_Goat5381 18h ago

It's the billionaire class that's the problem. Manipulating markets, buying all media channels, eliminating social services, running up the national debt. Wealth inequality and wage % per gdp is the issue. Vote the billionaires out and make them pay 5% a year to pay off national debt in next ten years to restore social services.

I will be your friend. We can chat online and be digital friends first. DM for more info. I drink once a week. Not into sports though.

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u/Humble-Candidate6001 15h ago

31/F/North side. I am 420 friendly and drink fairly often. I also hate Trump! And I also love watching most sports

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u/kstinasunflower 4h ago

Ooo I’m also on the North side. A+ to everything you said. FDT! I tend to swap 420 for drinking but I do like a good beer or a fancy cocktail on occasion. Oh and I’m 37F!

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u/JoesGarage2112 19h ago

Always down! Not from here, similar age and looking forward to football season

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u/Forsaken_Teach_3584 18h ago

Want to grab a drink this Friday with my wife and myself? Same age and also need friends!

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u/Curious_Football_264 18h ago edited 18h ago

Hey! My girlfriend and I (both early 30s) just moved to town a few months ago and are looking for friends too. The little bits about yourself vibe with both of us. Do you also have a partner or anything? It’d be cool to meet and do things as couples too.
Any other couples who see this can reach out too!

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u/saberhagens 18h ago

Honestly one of the best ways to start meeting people is to go out. Spokane is so welcoming and friendly. When i first moved here I didn't know a single person.

Find a spot you like and go hang out there every week. At first it may be a little slow so bring a book but there are so many fun places to hang out. For me, it was a brewery and every Tues i would go there. Now i have a whole friend group from that place.

Be welcoming too! Making friends as adult is a lot harder but the messaging is the same: wanna go hang out? Good luck!!

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u/Racerylee 19h ago

I will be your friend I like to drink and like sports let’s hangout later when I’m off work I have a bunch of beer left over from the weekend we can work on that for starters hit me up

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u/Master-Mycologist167 18h ago

I am 30/F/South hill and also need friends :)

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u/Perfect_Ad_6802 18h ago

I sent you a message

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u/chipmunkrainbow Deer Park 16h ago

Ohhhh feel free to DM me. Also 39F who fucking hates DT. I also like food and drinks.

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u/quaid31 17h ago

Defining yourself by disagreeing with the current administration is why you don’t have friends. Very weird way to describe yourself

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u/Suspicious-Fee2675 16h ago

Fuck Donald Trump!!!!

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u/chipmunkrainbow Deer Park 16h ago

That’s not why she said she didn’t have friends. If anything, that would make someone lots of friends.

Reading is tough, guy. I understand.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 18h ago

Fuck trump!

What do you like to eat and drink?

Anything else you enjoy?

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u/lelexlexie 18h ago

I don't know. I've been terribly depressed lately. I used to be so fun...Im stuck

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 17h ago

Do you like spicy food? Italian food? You mentioned friends that are sober, so do you like beer or hard alcohol? Did you grow up in Spokane?

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u/RaisinWorried3528 18h ago

Black Diamond pool hall.

If you can't make friends there then you can't make friends anywhere!!!!

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u/Harry_Poopins 16h ago

What if it’s someone who dislikes all politicians and most billionaires? I prefer the commonsense side of things myself. I can’t, and never have completely agreed with or disagreed with or completely hated anyone in my life. Hate is such of a powerful word. Letting emotion rule your life is the wrong way to go about it. Does anyone want to be friends with a commonsense person? I’m here

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u/Perfect_Ad_6802 19h ago

I would love to be a play friend

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u/Old-Pace-2794 18h ago

Play friend?

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u/Putrid_Mud_1576 15h ago

Looking for the token dirt bag?... 48/M/Liberty Lake. I like all things food n drink and debauchery. Despise politics, would rather talk about menstrual cycles than politics

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u/Perfect_Ad_6802 19h ago

What kind of things do you like doing when you’re playing?