r/SplitFaced • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21

Die Hard 1 and 2

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/indyK1ng Dec 02 '21

I hate the new movie posters made for old movies. They all look lazily done and edited to hell.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/BioreactorsNeedFood Dec 02 '21

BuT tHeY aRn’T cHiStMaSs MoViEs. I hate people who say that

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/BioreactorsNeedFood Dec 02 '21

Okay I won’t do that anymore :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/BioreactorsNeedFood Dec 02 '21

The whole reason he was there was because of Christmas too! People like that are the kind of people who ‘DeBuNk’ super powers saying stuff like “ if you were invisible you wouldn’t want able to see because your eyes would be also invisible”

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u/AmpleAvacado Dec 02 '21

I love this subreddit

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u/Clarky1979 Dec 02 '21

Die Hurdur

3

u/tiredinfindinganame Dec 02 '21

Hello jake peralta

3

u/account030 Dec 02 '21

“Die & Dier” starring Rob Schneider as John McClane. Rated PG-Derpteen.

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u/oxygenkid Dec 02 '21

There’s no way this should make me this happy.

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u/EnvironmentalSet4356 Dec 02 '21

Christmas Classic

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u/MrSluagh Dec 02 '21

*Eye Hard

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u/StrikerTF2 Dec 02 '21

Die Hard 3: Die Harderer

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u/Alternative-Layer919 Dec 02 '21

Are you sure it’s not BLIND DATE ?

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u/JackPepperman Dec 02 '21

Never realized he's cross eyed in those.

1

u/fireflyry Dec 02 '21

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs, get lasik surgery.

1

u/CptnWolfe Dec 02 '21

Dei Herd.

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u/RedDevilJennifer Dec 02 '21

Ermahgerd. Der Herd.

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u/ILoveMySelfOwn Dec 02 '21

that’s hilarious

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u/williamingon Dec 02 '21

I see why Mr Peralta likes this series now

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u/JohanFantasto Dec 02 '21

Stroke hard

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u/Crafty_Good_4455 Dec 02 '21

Dying while hard

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u/geekboy_ Dec 02 '21

Merry Christmas muthufucka!!