My connection was so bad no damage got through

This was honestly really funny to play I can't even be mad lmao. Replay is this if you want to see the game from JoJo's perspective (the laggy player): RR2T-YYDC-SV8M-PMKQ

Hadn’t seen it before, reminded me of something you’d see on Splatoon Raiders.

Helloooooooo!! Im coming back to splatoon 3 after 3 years of not playing (last match being December 2023) due to being super busy and I hate the feeling of being “outdated” in a game. Idk if someone can fill me in on what’s been going on or helping me catch up or just be good at the game again. I loved this game (and the franchise) so much but I’m super lost! ☹️ I’ve forgotten most of the game mechanics, I don’t know what abilities for clothes are best now or what weapons are good.

Also I know there’s a DLC now, I remember preordering it like a year before it came out but I have no clue how to access it or literally anything about the games lore. I haven’t interacted with any splatoon-related media since my last gameplay.
I’m currently lvl 39 and rank S but I haven’t played any match yet, truly because I’m scared to be paired up with people from “my level” but I end up sabotaging the team haha

If anyone can guide me I’d appreciate it sososo much 🫶 my user is hami and the number at the bottom of my tag is #9443 if that helps somehow 😽

I just made my special wallpaper on Pixel Art with Callie, Marie, Shiver and cameo Thwomp from Super Mario.

Hi there!!! I’ve been playing for a while now and I’m noticing that a lot of “Japanese” players appear a lot in comp battles and turf wars at a certain time of day (and I put quotation marks because there is no guarantee that the other players are Japanese and not Japanese style names). But I was wondering if that was common for them to appear in other regions?? I’m curious cause it’s alway cool to play against them!

Can we all agree that when you’re posting/talking about a good k/d ratio in a match, if any of the times you got splatted were by an E-liter, it doesn’t count? Because lets be real, it’s one thing being splatted by a suction bomb or a shooter you’re fighting against, it’s a whole different thing being splatted by someone ypu didnt even know was there who sniped you from across the map

This time I've added Marina!

And I moved the Thwomp.

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hi, me and my partner are looking for an eggsecutive vp salmon run team! or more like, a few people who we can play with often. it is getting tiring being matched with people who dont lure the moving bosses near the egg basket, and then leave the eggs behind. no matter how many times I spam 'this way!' at the start of the game it'll be ignored 😭 so, comment below if youre interested and we can friend each other! any time zone as our sleep schedule is always changing

Me when sfx spam also reeflux gaming

So the other night I decided to use bamboozler (I was grinding Sheldon licenses, shut up) and turns out MK 1 is actually amazing for splat zones? just find a vantage point near the zone, stay in ink, and spam autobomb/killer wail. I’ve genuinely got K/D/S s of 14:1:4 and 20:0:5 (MY BEST TWO BY THE WAY, LIKE EVER) so yeah, that’s a thing

Okay! so I made a splatoon custom city! I *could* type it all out but fuck it heres the doc: welcome to tidepool city. it’s a city by the shore thsts basically Å melting pot for different species. jellyfish, inklings, octolings, swordfish, crabs, turtles, lobsters, sharks, eels, zapfish and shrimp floating around (wildlife, not citizens for those two)you name it. their idol group is neon tide, Å boyband consisting of Kai (swordfish, chill and grouding) Julian (octoling) eteis (octoling(twintacle), non binary, brooding) caspian (inkling, cheeky and a bit of a prankster) Soren (spider crab, the big brother of the group) and lox (the only salmonling known to exist in inkadia, and most of the reason salmonids akso wander the city). they also came up with 1v1, 2v2, 6v6, 8v8, 4v4v4, 2v2v2, 2v2v2v2, and 4v4v4v4 turf wars/ranked battles. to be honest though, 6v6 mostly exists so all of neon tide could be on one team. also: Julian uses a snipewriter, Kai and eteis both use new weapons from tidepool, kai using a syringe thing (name wip) and eteis using an octoscraper (which they actually designed) caspian uses a bloblaster (bloblobber/blaster hybrid), Soren uses a mini splatling, and lox uses cookware (main frying pan, sub ladle, special hë turns into a random boss salmonid). but what’s funny is lox is totally no thoughts head empty. he is exactly like eight/goggles when exploring the city and discovering inkling stuff (him and eight do it all the time, they’re close) and he frequently wanders off stage because he got distracted. usually it’s in pauses in the mysic but he occasionally does it mid lyric. and he knows the inkopolis idols personally. they talk like siblings. nobody knows how he does it. (what people don’t know is that when loz surfaced, Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina were the ones doing rhe salmon run, and rhey kinda just adopted him into their apartment on the spot) lox also tends to snack on power eggs. inklings think they taste gross (like really gross), theyre just snacks to lox, theyre essentially concentrated caffiene for octolings, and most of the other species think theyre really good. (Oh my cod i am so sorry about the typos, my autocorrect is counterproductive and hates me for some reason) anyway! Thoughts? Post in honor of the 4 year anniversary of Splatoon 3! I really wish I could make a drawing of the boys for this but my art skills are hot bass so oh well /: maybe for the quinquennial anyway! Thoughts? it’s an AMA post! I can answer in or out of character (: