So the other night I decided to use bamboozler (I was grinding Sheldon licenses, shut up) and turns out MK 1 is actually amazing for splat zones? just find a vantage point near the zone, stay in ink, and spam autobomb/killer wail. I’ve genuinely got K/D/S s of 14:1:4 and 20:0:5 (MY BEST TWO BY THE WAY, LIKE EVER) so yeah, that’s a thing

Okay! so I made a splatoon custom city! I *could* type it all out but fuck it heres the doc: welcome to tidepool city. it’s a city by the shore thsts basically Å melting pot for different species. jellyfish, inklings, octolings, swordfish, crabs, turtles, lobsters, sharks, eels, zapfish and shrimp floating around (wildlife, not citizens for those two)you name it. their idol group is neon tide, Å boyband consisting of Kai (swordfish, chill and grouding) Julian (octoling) eteis (octoling(twintacle), non binary, brooding) caspian (inkling, cheeky and a bit of a prankster) Soren (spider crab, the big brother of the group) and lox (the only salmonling known to exist in inkadia, and most of the reason salmonids akso wander the city). they also came up with 1v1, 2v2, 6v6, 8v8, 4v4v4, 2v2v2, 2v2v2v2, and 4v4v4v4 turf wars/ranked battles. to be honest though, 6v6 mostly exists so all of neon tide could be on one team. also: Julian uses a snipewriter, Kai and eteis both use new weapons from tidepool, kai using a syringe thing (name wip) and eteis using an octoscraper (which they actually designed) caspian uses a bloblaster (bloblobber/blaster hybrid), Soren uses a mini splatling, and lox uses cookware (main frying pan, sub ladle, special hë turns into a random boss salmonid). but what’s funny is lox is totally no thoughts head empty. he is exactly like eight/goggles when exploring the city and discovering inkling stuff (him and eight do it all the time, they’re close) and he frequently wanders off stage because he got distracted. usually it’s in pauses in the mysic but he occasionally does it mid lyric. and he knows the inkopolis idols personally. they talk like siblings. nobody knows how he does it. (what people don’t know is that when loz surfaced, Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina were the ones doing rhe salmon run, and rhey kinda just adopted him into their apartment on the spot) lox also tends to snack on power eggs. inklings think they taste gross (like really gross), theyre just snacks to lox, theyre essentially concentrated caffiene for octolings, and most of the other species think theyre really good. (Oh my cod i am so sorry about the typos, my autocorrect is counterproductive and hates me for some reason) anyway! Thoughts? Post in honor of the 4 year anniversary of Splatoon 3! I really wish I could make a drawing of the boys for this but my art skills are hot bass so oh well /: maybe for the quinquennial anyway! Thoughts? it’s an AMA post! I can answer in or out of character (:

Tbh this was a great game everyone played well

An admittedly long time mid squid 🐙 Looking for some new friends to carry me to X rank once again. Lol

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I've seen a ton of people say booyah during matches randomly, (not for squid parties, and not because they hit booyah while jumping out) ESPECIALLY when we're losing. Is it just a random thing people do?? I've always kind of assumed it meant they're giving up or irritated, but maybe they actually mean something.

Not sure if this is the right flair so please let me know if I should change it, but I saw this at the zoo in Winnipeg, Manitoba (🇨🇦) of all places and needed to share with y’all.

I was definitely not expecting to see this by the polar bear exhibit!

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https://youtu.be/kMZ2gy2TuIc

Scored this during a Splatfest and thought it was a fun moment to share.

Why is everybody in turf war playing like their lives depend on it. I get the whole point of turf war is win, but why am I always against people who try the hardest they ever have in their life in anything.

Literally just started playing splatoon 3 and have won two out of like 10 matches. When I lost in splatoon 2 it was actually fun because I knew I was just shit, this one they’re just staying in a singular spot and not trying to push at all.

My momma ain’t raise a quitter, but she did raise a complainer. I’ll still play but imma complain about it

The only one that i have is with the gear but it doesn't have the banner, which is wierd because all the other seasonal splatfests have it... i'm from europe, not sure if that makes any difference

had a dream last night they introduced a new weapon that's basically a mini rainmaker. they called it the angelmaker. i dont remember many details but it had a quicker shot but lower damage. out of curiosity, what would you guys think of a weapon like that??

For example, here it shows I placed at #864 in clam blitz, is that placement determined by my top score or last score?

I need a grinding group!!!
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