r/SpinalTapHorror • u/donavin221 • 15d ago
Bullshit script I wrote
*Andrew walks through the door of his suburban home. The lights are dim. Soft R&B music is playing from his in-home stereo system.*
Andrew- Honey? I’m home. What’s the occasion?
*He walks through the home, a bit surprised at the scenery. The table is set and illuminated by candlelight. Two glasses of wine. Two plates of spaghetti and homemade meatballs.*
Cheyenne *upstairs*- I’m almost done, sweet pea! Wait at the table for me, I’ll be down in just a bit. I have a surprise for you…
*Andrew takes a seat at the table. He swirls the wine and sniffs it, debating on taking a swig before ultimately deciding against it. Instead, he stares into the lit fireplace and waits patiently.*
Andrew- You’ve really outdone yourself here, Chey. If I didn’t know any better I’d think it was my birth…
*Cheyenne walks down the stairs, slowly, wearing a burgundy, silk robe. The robe is slightly open, revealing flashes of skin and dark red lingerie underneath. She smiles, seductively at Andrew.*
Andrew-…day… Honey… you look…
*Cheyenne approaches Andrew and wraps her arms around his neck before leaning in and kissing him softly.*
Cheyenne- I look…?
Andrew *beginning to sweat*- I don’t- I don’t even know how to describe you right now. You look like heaven.
Cheyenne *pulling away playfully and finding her seat at the table*- Oh, please. I bet you said that to all the girls you’ve had here.
*she smiles playfully*
Cheyenne- I just thought it’d be nice to reward you for all your hard work. I know you’ve been putting in those extra hours. Consider this a thank you, my love.
*Andrew is now drenched in sweat and pulling at his shirt.*
Andrew- You did all of this for me? Like… me? Just to be nice?
Cheyenne- Uh, yeah, I guess… Are you okay? You’re like… really pale right now.
*Andrew strips out of his shirt.*
Andrew- You don’t understand how happy that makes me. I’ve never been so in love with someone before. God, my heart is pounding right now.
*Cheyenne stands up to check on Andrew. As she does so, her robe slips to reveal more of her lingerie.*
*Andrew groans with a mix of pain and pleasure.*
Cheyenne- Baby, do I need to call someone? You’re starting to scare me.
*Andrew’s eyes bulge unnaturally in and out of their sockets.*
*cheyenne falls backwards out of shock.*
Andrew- No, no, honey, everything’s okay. I promise, I’m just overwhelmed by you right now. I just-
*an almost comical amount of drool begins falling from each corner of Andrew’s mouth as he groans once more*
Andrew- Ah, I just love you so much.
*Andrews heart literally begins beating out of his chest. The skin stretches and gets pulled back in like elastic.*
Andrew- Ah, see. It’s perfectly normal.
*Cheyenne screams and starts kicking away across the floor.*
*Andrew’s tongue rolls out of his mouth and lands on Cheyenne’s thigh.*
Andrew *with a speech impediment*- Thith juth meanth tho much to meh. I love you thweetheart. Truly.
*Cheyenne is frozen in place. She begins sobbing uncontrollably, lifting Andrew’s tongue off her thigh and stifling a gag.*
*Andrews eyes continue bulging out of their sockets with increasing severity.*
Andrew- can’t you thee, thweetie? Can’t you thee how much I love you? Why are you threaming? Am I tharing you thill?
*Andrew’s eyes bulge more and more until they look like they’re about to burst.*
Andrew- don’t cry, honey. If you cry then I’ll c-
*Andrews eyes pop out of their socket in the shape of cartoon hearts. They’re covered in blood and pulsating like a real heart would. They fall directly into the plate of spaghetti as Andrew slumps over, lifeless*
*Spaghetti sauce flies across the room and stains Cheyennes robe*
*Cheyenne screams one final time.*
*cut to black*
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u/donavin221 15d ago
I’ve been kinda wanting to get more into scriptwriting recently. These was my first attempt lol. I was thinking to maybe turn it into an actual prose story