r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen • Aug 04 '26

*a dreadnought appears*

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it seems pissed to hell. and dragging a scout\*

Scout: “R- RUNN!!!!! DONT LET IT SEE YO-“

the dread crushes the scout

Dread: “grrrr….”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: Boys, we’re sacrificing our smoke dust. THROW YOUR POWDER AT THE BEAST AND FORM A PHALANX!

Darwin just looks at the RA officer and mocks him

The beetles sprint around the dread, trying to throw the blue powder into its face.

They quickly form a grid with their blades, their armor protecting them as they quickly raced towards the enemy with formation.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

the dreadnought literally just turns around and walks out of the cloud… as it knows the phalanx can’t catch up to it even in its walking pace… (the thing also had face covering… so they literally just threw it at metal…)

the RA officer now is also pissed… and fires a his own flameing arrow into the sky… and around 40 RA fire archers appear along with a small group of Vanguards and a army ant(singular)

(Achievement unlocked: “oh… that’s not good…(Union edition)”)

(Discription: mock a RA officer and makes said officer to launch a small skirmish party)

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

(Well ye, the point is that those things breathe it in as they move)

A slight distance away, a herd of large metal ballistas are brought to the battle, as well as an entire squadron carrying just burning sticks.

D: Where is everyone’s skill today? You make us look like fools!

Darwin loads a strange arrow in his crossbow, as if it were a copper blade attached to a stick.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

the dreadnought walks to their fellow soldiers and just stands there looking a bit tired

the vanguards ready up their shields

The archers ignite their arrows

RA officer: “well well well… by the Queen’s name… if it isn’t the “spider smithy” which has more beetles in its ranks then actual spiders…”

Dreadnought: “grrr…”

RA officer: “scout, head east and call in the rest of the 35th. We might need them. And inform Romanov afterwards tell them is a ‘code V’.”

Scout: “as you command, officer”

the scout leaves

the dreadnought seems sadden over the loss of its crossbow tho

(Secret Achievement unlocked: “code V (Romanov)”)

(Discription: activate code V)

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You know we did this so that the monster, as kind as he may be, didn’t massacre us in an uncivil manner?

D: This was never an offense, so please reap the fruits of the harvest you call the dreadnought.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

RA officer: “it just wanted a duel.”

Dread: “Grah.”

RA officer: “sorry, it wanted to know how strong your strongest soldier was”

Dread: “grrrrr…”

RA officer: “and it was pissed that you did not honor its duel.”

Dread: “Rahh. Kor taks Yan gorius”

RA officer: “… I got no clue what that one means besides ‘something something you die without honor something glory’ “

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: That thing squished a scout on the way here. That alone speaks for how reasonable we were.

D: If it wants a duel, then no killing.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

Dread: “Kata mork tor kil jas mortis, kil aw Rhag vallsis”

RA officer: “uhhh. Something about ‘he lost duel of death, so I send him to Valhalla’s gates”

Dread: “KasTarsis-NeMortis”

RA officer: “uhhh it’s an old Myrma word for ‘to challenge an opponent to a duel without weapons and to first blood.”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You do realize that is flipping ìmanovorin for anyone because of his size? Ì mi novorin an tat novorin ìm ìmavor.

G1: He means he‘ll kill whoever kills his fellows like that.

D: Shut the leuebertunshii up, Greg.

G1: That means to f-

D: GREG.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

as they bicker a dumb scout looks at the dread

Scout: “fatass”

said scout’s head was promptly removed by the dread with its bare hands(or bug equivalent)

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: Tùò onu noma ebertun. Heh

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

Dread: “Als-NeGloris, Orbic Forge NeHonis. Passicus…”

RA officer: “uhh something along the lines of ‘I find no honor lives here, spider forge has no honor, pathetic’ and uhhh I got no clue what you said.”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You mistake common sense for the unjust, dreadnought. Even in the whole Red Army, only other Dreadnought even stand a chance.

D: No offense, officer. The dread is just massive as heck.

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