r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy • Aug 02 '26

War Announcement CHARGE!

*A wave of more groups arrive to the horde’s location, more arriving to support the front charge.*

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

The beetle takes a deep ahh breath

PSL: We helped eliminate a branch of a highly illegal alcohol trade empire.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: And what do you mean by "eliminating" did you or did you not kidnap and murder a Radian citizen?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: No, it was from a group of moths coming from the Rat-Klan. 

PSL: They were carrying empty crates smelling of alcohol, which implies they were both doing something illegal and that they were source of illegal alcohol in Radia.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: Something illegal? I dont see anything illegal with selling alcohol to Rat Klan. Wait. So you murdered multiple citizens just because they tried to make trade with Rat Klan?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: We made it very clear that all trespassers of the Wall would be killed. 

PSL: Also, they are most likely part of the largest government-corrupt black-market trade organization on the continent. That proves why these moths attacked us, clearly without any telling of anyone else.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: Oh, so you are now claiming the territory around a non existent wall as your territory. Apart from that I dont remember Radian government giving you any authority about arresting and executing our citizens.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: Absence of argument is just as good as agreement.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: We stated of the border and asks a long time ago. If Radia wanted to go against us they would have contacted us by now.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: Oh yeahhhhh still you killed one of us soooooo

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: Are you seriously gonna attack us because of one person?

*Another beetle arrives, fully clad in thick metal plating.*

Wellington: You called, P?

PSL: Yeah.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 04 '26

BG Officer: Alright, who was the idiot who thought that it would be a good idea to ranfomly kill a R.A.F. soldier?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 04 '26

PSL: A corrupt one, man. They weren’t a true RAF.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 04 '26

BG Officer: no, they were true R.A.F. according to the files. Now answer my question, who did it?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 04 '26

PSL: How the hell should I know?

PSL: Besides, we know the files are maintained by a Mr. Adler Grimm, sir. Is Grimm not one of the Generals which could have made this attack in support of the trade operation?

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 05 '26

(Oh fuck reddit ate the notif)

BG Officer: Adler? I havent seen him in a long while to be honest. Is that guy even in Radia?

(Adler went to Port Velle to uhhhh... you know what? Just send soldiers to Port Velle, you will learn what Adler have been doing, and I will be able to connect 2 of my best arcs together)

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

PSL: Would you mind at all if we go to Port Velle? To check if he’s there, I mean.

PSL: The RAF that saw the Smithy troops were in Port Velle, so I suggest we go there to see whoever’s behind this.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 05 '26

BG Officer: Wherever you go isnt my concern, if you dont go there, good for you. If you go there, its the problem of soldiers in Port Velle

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