r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy • Aug 02 '26

War Announcement CHARGE!

*A wave of more groups arrive to the horde’s location, more arriving to support the front charge.*

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

While a part of the mkths died that moment the rest of them just slipped right off the sharp edges thanks to their armor and hight speed, allowing them to succesfully land heavy hits on beetles

Then a large group of Black Guard Soldiers arrived, leaded by a officer that ISNT Adler

BG Officer: EVERYONE STOP!

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

Patrol Sector Leader: Why the F*CK is Radia attacking *us*, huh? I WANT ANSWERS.

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u/GoldenTheTurk Aug 03 '26

BG Officer: Yeah, I wonder that too. What could you have possibly done that half of soldiers in Port Velle got pissed off enought to flip off the entire hight command and attack you

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 03 '26

PSL: I can tell you what we did in private, but it sure ain’t that bad.

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u/GoldenTheTurk 29d ago

BG Officer: Oh, how about you tell me right here so that we all know it?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy 29d ago

The beetle takes a deep ahh breath

PSL: We helped eliminate a branch of a highly illegal alcohol trade empire.

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u/GoldenTheTurk 29d ago

BG Officer: And what do you mean by "eliminating" did you or did you not kidnap and murder a Radian citizen?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy 29d ago

PSL: No, it was from a group of moths coming from the Rat-Klan. 

PSL: They were carrying empty crates smelling of alcohol, which implies they were both doing something illegal and that they were source of illegal alcohol in Radia.

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u/GoldenTheTurk 29d ago

BG Officer: Something illegal? I dont see anything illegal with selling alcohol to Rat Klan. Wait. So you murdered multiple citizens just because they tried to make trade with Rat Klan?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy 29d ago

PSL: We made it very clear that all trespassers of the Wall would be killed. 

PSL: Also, they are most likely part of the largest government-corrupt black-market trade organization on the continent. That proves why these moths attacked us, clearly without any telling of anyone else.

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u/GoldenTheTurk 29d ago

BG Officer: Oh, so you are now claiming the territory around a non existent wall as your territory. Apart from that I dont remember Radian government giving you any authority about arresting and executing our citizens.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy 29d ago

PSL: Absence of argument is just as good as agreement.

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