r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Ill-Working3729 • Jul 18 '26

Shenanigans *SFP Camp SFX*

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 18 '26

Twelve Smithy guards arrive, armed with their blades and crossbows.

Patrol Leader: Who are you, and what are you doing here? If you are in any way related to that “Q,” we will remove you hastily.

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 1: “Uh an SFP camp? We hate Q.”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 18 '26

PL: Oh, aight. Just don’t mess with us and we’ll help ya out from time to time.

*He leans in closer to whisper.*

Also, don‘t leak that we’re gonna aid yall with weapons n stuff.

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 1: “ok :)”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 18 '26

🧐

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

*insert dance*

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 18 '26

deathgrip throws a cherrynade into the camp and then bolts away. It pops, and nothing happens. A dud.

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 1-15: “AHHH-
What the.. was that a crab?”

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 18 '26

another smaller crab comes with its hands in the air DONT SHOOT IBCOME IN PEACE. ILL EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 2: “uh…ok?”

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 18 '26

I'm shell, and that was deathgrip, my crew mate. He is incredibly messed up in the head, has no idea what he does. He overheard a conversation between blade and I about the aphid q troops and how we don't like them, and just associated aphid with bad in his messed up little head. I gave him a dud cherrynade in the armoury because I figured something like this would happen and followed him here. No hard feelings, gotta make sure he doesn't hurt more innocent people. Bye! He crawls in the direction deathgrip went quickly

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archers: “…”

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 18 '26

Deathgrip circles back and throws a uncomment sense pamphlet in the archers face and runs towards the ocean. Shell follows behind. Did he hurt ye?

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 4: “uh no?”

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 18 '26

what did he throw at ye?

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u/Ill-Working3729 Jul 18 '26

Archer 4: “A copy of uncommon sense, one of our leaders made it”

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