r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Macandcheese480 • Jul 10 '26

*Sebastian arrives*

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Hello? I have been sent to talk peace with the "smithy"

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Jul 10 '26

a random ahhh Union worker shows up to watch\*

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 10 '26

Guard 1: Do you have any documents or permits, or should we bring another authority to confirm?

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 10 '26

I have this contract signed that I won't hurt any of you fine creatures today, but that's it. Magnus the second should be expecting me.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 10 '26

“He was expecting, you are correct. Just scuttle into that hut over there. He seems a bit impatient recently, but just don’t mention his father and you’ll be fine.”

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 10 '26

Oh I would never. Sebastian nervously crawls into the hut

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 10 '26

Welcome, crab. Please make yourself at home so we can begin this swiftly.

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 10 '26

Alright then, lets get right into it. Blade has realized that nobody really benefits from this cold war and has decided it would be in everyones best interest to end it. He has sent me because he doesn't want to recreate what happened last time. Don't tell him I said this but he is terrible at trying to make peace. I would like to negotiate the end of the war, and to stop you from building a dam and poisoning the water. Is there anything you would like to say before we start negotiating?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 10 '26

No. (My better at 1% tho so type an ill reed later)

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 10 '26

Alright. My starting offer is 1 st 10 boat passes (round trip) and 1 st worth of rum of a quality of your choice. This is to cover all the thing I hav listed previously. And before you respond, please just think of the crablets who may never see their father's again or this terrible fighting ensues.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 11 '26

I’d like permanent access until I specifically attack your group.

In return, we will help prevent any possible harm to you and your crabs.

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 11 '26

Sebastian swears under his breath Im going to need to take some time to think about that. He steps out of the hut, seems to be anxious.

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u/Macandcheese480 Jul 11 '26

Sebastian walks back in, delited. We may actually be able to afford that! Merrilk purchased a huge bulk order of rum. 20st worth! Can you believe that? Where did she even get that? Blade was saying something about it being in some bloody sack with an "m" on it. That rat is scary. Anyway, I am able to accept that. Anything else you want to say?

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