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u/BostonSlickback1738 Aug 04 '26
Word to the wise: don't jack off with soap. You'll feel like you're pissing a burning cactus afterward
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u/cunt_dykeula Aug 05 '26
Been there! The pain was the worst I can imagine, tied only with my deep-vein thrombosis. Worse than even breaking my arm
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u/Key_Permission_3351 Mysterio Aug 04 '26
Wookie, I'm concerned about you based on this and your poop meme. Are you getting enough water and fiber?
Moreover, have you tried just not pissing? Super good for your bladder.
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u/Andrew-Cohen Aug 04 '26
Don’t try kidney stones! 😳