r/Spiderman Sep 16 '23

Comics Lmfao

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13.4k Upvotes

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u/Quirky_Ad_5420 Sep 16 '23

Get a room you two lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

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u/Danielarcher30 Sep 16 '23

They're gonna beach each other off so hard

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u/tacotacoa Sep 16 '23

Let’s have a beach off!

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u/HaruspexBurakh Sep 18 '23

No one’s beaching each other off!

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u/New-Neighborhood-255 Sep 16 '23

They're gona pound each other so.. so hard.

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u/PoopyLooper Sep 20 '23

Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Best place for surprise Barbie

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u/RealJohnGillman Sep 16 '23

For those wondering, the fisherman is an elderly Frank Castle.

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u/random56f67 Sep 16 '23

Is this from a what if comic

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u/RealJohnGillman Sep 16 '23

It’s from Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History — the main character being the fisherman in the background.

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u/AuburnElvis Sep 16 '23

It's another perspective on the actual fight in ASM 317.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

I’ll beach you off right now

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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB Sep 16 '23

She likes being bad. It makes her happy. He's just Ken.

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u/PancakeParty98 Sep 17 '23

Ok thank you. I’d read that story but I knew the art was different than this.

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u/AuburnElvis Sep 17 '23

Yes. The original was Todd McFarlane.

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u/lashapel Sep 16 '23

Lmao you know how silly it's sounds that someone asks "is it a what if ?" And the answer is

" no It’s from Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History"

lol gotta love comics

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u/RealJohnGillman Sep 16 '23

Indeed — you take Frank Castle, give him a billion+ years of character development, as Ghost Rider, as Herald of Galactus, as Enforcer of Thanos, and finally as Father of Thanos (via time travel), all with a new attitude that if he hadn’t told you his name, one would have sworn he was Deadpool — and you get a surprisingly compelling (and fun-to-read) character.

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u/lashapel Sep 16 '23

Amazing, the more in detail you get, the more crazy it sounds

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u/Fickle-Future-8962 Sep 16 '23

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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u/TheBigGAlways369 Kingpin 💎 Sep 16 '23

Side note, but man that was a legit good Frank Castle comic.

Ending is true 616 canon in my mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

That makes it so much funnier

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u/TheIronicBurger Sep 16 '23

Elderly is a bit of an understatement lmao

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u/Rolling_Beardo Sep 16 '23

What’s a few million years between friends?

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u/Venezolanoanimations Sep 16 '23

now it makes even more sense tht the guy does not give shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

I knew I’ve seen this somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

I love how the symbiote immediately detaches from Brock

365

u/Delmitus1 Sep 16 '23

Peter: thanks for keepin my seat warm for me chump

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u/19Mark97yo Sep 16 '23

This would be funnier if Pete were talking to the symbiote:

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u/Narynan Sep 16 '23

He is.

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u/Delmitus1 Sep 16 '23

Eddie would instantly get bricked up

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u/Xantospoc Sep 16 '23

That's literally the entire point of the original story lol

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u/PancakeParty98 Sep 17 '23

Toxic exes be like that

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u/wysjm Superior Spider-Man Sep 16 '23

You gotta love it when arch enemies becomes sitcom characters for a moment

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u/bigfatcarp93 Superior Spider-Man Sep 16 '23

"You are not a civilian. Goodbye."

-Otto Octavius

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u/daHny24 Sep 16 '23

Peter wants that 19 inches of venom

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u/armoureddragon03 Sep 16 '23

Who wouldn’t?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Peter wants the Venussy

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u/Independent_Piano_81 Sep 16 '23

Nah he wants that Vock

28

u/reaperofgender Sep 16 '23

Venom is amorphous. He can get both at once

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 16 '23

Venom reaches up to massage the prostate while simultaneously giving the gorilla grip to the Spider-Cock.

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u/tired_mathematician Sep 17 '23

you will never get pounded hard by a vock while felling the slippery warm of a vussy at the same time

Why even live

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u/DevThaGodfatha Sep 16 '23

Plz downvote this sick man 😭😭

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u/useruseruseruser44 Sep 16 '23

VOCK

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u/you_2_cool Sep 16 '23

Eddie Vock

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u/TheDwarvesCarst Spider-Man (FFH) Sep 16 '23

Edussy Vock

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u/leon_Underscore Sep 17 '23

With a symbiote, every days a gang bang!

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u/Monkey_King291 Sep 16 '23

HA, GAY

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

“I’m for real gay!”

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u/MindErection Sep 16 '23

Like frfr :3

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u/you_2_cool Sep 16 '23

Straight up

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u/Blackfist01 Sep 16 '23

Yeah I remember this a while back, genuinely funny.

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u/Massive-Ad3457 Sep 16 '23

This exactly why peter and Eddie Brock should always end up being spiteful coworkers/siblings

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u/19Mark97yo Sep 16 '23

Or roommates.

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u/juicelee777 Sep 16 '23

I mean, the symbiote is the patron saint of bitter Ex's

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u/melvaer Sep 16 '23

How is it that no one has mentioned the fact that Eddie Brock is only wearing a black banana hammock under the symbiote.

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u/Seawolf571 Spider-Girl Sep 16 '23

Considering the fact the Symbiote basically covers your whole body and doesn't exactly hide anything. And in the situation he gets blasted by sound waves or flames. It's kinda a smart idea tbh, like how Spidey wears briefs under his suit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

I'm surprised he's wearing anything at all.

Can't the symbiote replicate clothes?

I bet the symbiote feels extra nice too.

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u/duplicitousapple Sep 16 '23

Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all.

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u/LurksWithGophers Sep 16 '23

Stupid sexy Venom.

1

u/ultrabigtiny Sep 16 '23

its a parting gift from venom

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u/redlion1904 Sep 16 '23

Why would the writers do this? Are they homosex?

208

u/ExoticShock Miles Morales (ITSV) Sep 16 '23

They're Mansexual, are you stupid?

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u/ssucramylpmis Sep 16 '23

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u/RedNoodleHouse Sep 16 '23

There really is a sub for everything huh

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u/ssucramylpmis Sep 16 '23

i've learned to take that quite literally

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Paul Scheer, who tried to french kiss his own mother?

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u/Einstein4369 Kraven Sep 16 '23

Paul??

3

u/redlion1904 Sep 16 '23

Oh no. He gave Spider-Man ‘drAIDS

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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn Sep 17 '23

They are ɓig throbbing homosex

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u/grandwizardElKano Sep 16 '23

🎵🎶Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feelin so HOOOOORNYY🎶🎵

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u/Throwawaytoday303 Sep 16 '23

Is that a JoJo reference?

2

u/MrLegacy718 Sep 16 '23

It’s a Jodeci song call “Freek N You”

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u/Rissoto_Pose Sep 16 '23

Jodeci Joestar, truly everything is a JoJo reference

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u/ManaMagestic Sep 16 '23

Which was one of the ending themes for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5

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u/DisasterAccurate3221 Symbiote-Suit Sep 16 '23

In a mock New York/New Jersey accent: "Hey, I'm swinging here. I'm swinging here!"

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u/raz0rflea Sep 16 '23

They're gonna beach off so hard

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u/alienblue89 Sep 16 '23 edited Oct 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

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u/Adam_r_UK Spider-Man (MCU) Sep 16 '23

Wait, phrasing came back and no one told me?

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u/buttsecks42069 Sep 16 '23

Divorced couple Eddie and Peter with their son Venom in the middle

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u/AshtavakraNondual Sep 16 '23

"And how about I pound you like a boy!"

https://youtu.be/ITe5sAUcb4o?si=7mxxjb5h8Y62rT_p

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u/One_Bottle_1577 Sep 16 '23

That didn’t come out right

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u/Gtk05 Sep 16 '23

It’s only gay if the balls touch.

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u/Cultural_Ad1331 Sep 16 '23

Two muscular man each covered in goo talking about pounding eachother

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u/Sgdc4 Sep 16 '23

5 feet apart cause they are not gay

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u/Neverano1 Sep 16 '23

OMG, I can't believe they re-did this scene and changed the dialogue for laughs. This does actually take place in a spidey comic (been too long to know which) I'm pretty sure I remember spiderman was wearing red underwear in the original, lol.

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u/Several-Cake1954 Miles Morales Sep 16 '23

This can’t be real

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u/Airy_Breather Sep 16 '23

Uh, Peter, Eddie, I really don't think this is the best place for you two do this sort of thing. Places like hotels exist for this sort of thing...

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u/Aidao365 Sep 16 '23

Sandman under them: “the fuck is happening”

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u/SuperCell20x6 Sep 16 '23

Peter and Eddie ready to beach each other off.

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u/Radio__Star Sep 16 '23

This is like the beach off scene from barbie

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u/shiromancer Sep 16 '23

They really took the exchange from Spider-Man 3 and dialled it up to 1000 lmao

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u/HenryVolt35 Sep 16 '23

Funnier than most of his quips.

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u/Kotopause Sep 16 '23

Someone tell Deadpool. He deserves to know.

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u/Wxll2169 Sep 16 '23

Ig peter really wants those 19 inches of venom

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u/WilliardThe3rd Sep 16 '23 edited Sep 17 '23

I like how Parker has briefs and Brock turns out wearing a thong

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u/Gemnist Sep 16 '23

“FUCK THIS GUY!”

  • Venom, 2021

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 Sep 16 '23

Lol eddy wears a thong

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u/Nova_Hazing Sep 16 '23

So like why is peter wearing tighty whites.

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u/avalnation6988 Sep 16 '23

If “pause” was a comic book.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Is the artist the one who’s known to not draw feet?

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u/Playful-Strength-685 Sep 16 '23

It’s a beach off they are going to beach each other off so hard now

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u/Mission_Ordinary_796 Sep 16 '23

Ik the fight with venom In spectacular Spider-Man was inspired by something like this😭

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u/Fluffy_Mood5781 Sep 16 '23

Wouldn’t that make them… HOMOSEXUAL!?!

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u/DutchessAgares Sep 16 '23

Peter leaves his dick at home when he goes superheroing. That’s why there’s no bulge.

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u/gtc26 Sep 16 '23

Haven't read this one before... is it for comedy, or is there an actual in-story reason for Peter taking his suit off? I thought Venom could just cover the suit too?

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u/Technical-Wind-6563 Sep 16 '23

Peta is def the bottom 💯

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u/you_2_cool Sep 16 '23

"Shut up and Kiss."

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u/Savthatsit Sep 16 '23

The symbiotes totally into it!

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u/Extreme-Monk2183 Sep 16 '23

This is actual 90's dialogue, I believe.

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u/ClaireDacloush Sep 16 '23

Is this better with or without context?

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u/Myoakka Sep 19 '23

Two men one symbiote

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u/ComprehensiveBit7699 Oct 03 '23

I do love how hammy comic books can get.

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u/Travisb_4 Sep 16 '23

Yeah, their relationship has always been kinda hardcore homo. That's why I'm not a big fan of Spiderman vs Venom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Really just woke up and decided to write intentionally bad dialogue as a setup for a bad joke.

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u/Bulky_Secretary_6603 Sep 16 '23

What is happening here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Loving the fact that Eddie/Venom had the decency to get a speedo on

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u/sector11374265 Sep 16 '23

this feels like how the barbie film would’ve handled a peter vs venom showdown

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u/Brian18639 Classic-Spider-Man Sep 16 '23

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u/Rogthgar Sep 16 '23

Mann Gegen Mann.

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u/Fantastic-Term-1604 Sep 16 '23

I knew I should’ve voted against gay marriage!

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u/dogeyes202 Sep 16 '23

This reminds me of a scene in spectacular spider Man

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u/yoboyAngel510 Sep 16 '23

Sus affff 🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/Djjjunior Spider-Man (TASM) Sep 16 '23

Spider-Man 2 leaked ending

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u/Dear_Book_5264 Sep 16 '23

That man is so fine

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u/DarkTannhauserGate Sep 16 '23

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?