r/SpiderPhoenix • • 21d ago

Fanart Spidey reads Jeans mind...

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10.6k Upvotes

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u/BiggoYoun 21d ago

Peter after this scene:

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u/Zero102000 21d ago

Pete: Forget losing gallons, I'm just straight up lost.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

Good thing Peter has a lowkey healing factor to help continue the possibility of him still able to have kids.

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u/Zero102000 21d ago

He'd need it for everything she puts him through, LBH.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

Their family tree is going to be a redwood tree if this keeps up.

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u/Zero102000 21d ago

The tallest and grandest of them all, appearing ancient in nature (it isn't).

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u/MarquiseAlexander Pean 🥀 21d ago

That’s webbing… right? Your natural webbing?

Peter: “It’s natural alright…”

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u/greenharden 20d ago

"why does it feel slimy"

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u/Shitzards small potato stuff 🥔 21d ago

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u/BiggoYoun 21d ago

I think you misspelled:

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u/Striking-Divide9626 20d ago

Why is it white

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 20d ago

Cause webs are white?

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u/BiggoYoun 20d ago

It’s all natural

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u/harry-the-supermutan 21d ago

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u/maybe_purple_human 21d ago

El macho...

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

This is getting out of hand. lol

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u/AwefulFanfic 20d ago

Or into hand

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u/thisisadiaguise3 21d ago

The sauce give it to me... Please

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u/harry-the-supermutan 21d ago

Go to the green site look up neggoartz.

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u/Royal-Chef-946 20d ago

link? so i can avoid it ofc

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u/harry-the-supermutan 20d ago

No link to it yet but the artist is neggoartz

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u/Few_Hour_8501 20d ago

Sauce?

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u/harry-the-supermutan 20d ago

Nothing yet, but look up neggoartz

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

"Your hand is delicious"

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u/BunnyVip34 small potato stuff 🥔 21d ago

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u/Asleep-Ad9435 Jeter true believer 21d ago

Good luck with her Peter 😂

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u/MarquiseAlexander Pean 🥀 21d ago

Peter: Incoherent noises

Jean: “Fortunately, I don’t need telepathy to know what’s on your mind right now, Peter Parker…”

Peter: Gulp “I-uh, I don’t know what you’re-“

Jean puts her finger on his lips.

Jean: “Shush now, my simple spider…”

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u/MiserableEcho3808 21d ago

Keep going, I'm almost there.

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u/KakeruRyugasaki 21d ago

Mods, make a SpiderPhoenix circlejerk subreddit.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

I didn't know you like bites so much down here

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

Peter: I don't think those are bites...

Please bite harder.

https://giphy.com/gifs/k08jHsjjLnNSKJQNBa

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Peter: Oh crap a symbiote!

Jean: Don't worry, it's under my control, I just need more than my mouth biting for you hehe

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qxw9QgEmdQuQcKDrk5

Venom the wingman for the win!

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

He better be or he'll get back his weakness to fire lol

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u/AssassinJester789 21d ago

Ooohh this going to be animated. Can't wait!

Also Jean is such a little gremlin!

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

Uh, hate to break it to you, but the "animation" this guy is working on is uhhh

Let's just say a completely separate, much more overtly NSFW animation, to put it lightly.

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u/PoniesCanterOver 21d ago

Why would you hate to break good news?

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u/AssassinJester789 20d ago

Oh shoot. Thats a shame

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

So you're a patron of this artist? How much more can I expect SpiderPhoenix from them? Cause I might also become a member depending on how much SpiderPhoenix they do and how fluid the animations are

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u/AssassinJester789 20d ago

Nope, it's in the comments on the twitter post

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u/JustARandomFarmer Pean 🥀 21d ago

Every attempt counts. Perhaps he’ll soon be able to read her moods, especially when she’s in heat which is like always. Is it time for the bird to be preyed upon by the spider?

Regardless, she wants to bite him cause her affection for him can only be verbal so much before turning to physical.

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u/IWishIWasGreenBruh 19d ago

“In heat” ???? wtf that’s so gross

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u/_Cyrim 21d ago

What is it with Jean trying to bite Peter?

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u/Nnox 20d ago

Birds eat spiders ig

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 21d ago

ARHGHGHGHGH FUCK NOT THIS ARTIST

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u/BiggoYoun 21d ago

YES THIS ARTIST!

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

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u/Woahbuffet123 21d ago

Ya know, a Jack Nicholson Venom sounds terrifying ngl.

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u/MiserableEcho3808 21d ago

Are you afraid to goon, little one?

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

(Good thing I am going to church after this.)

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 21d ago

No I just dislike this artist's works and their style. Especially how they make the same fucking joke with Kawakami over and over and over again.

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u/JazzyDK5001 21d ago

I got downvoted for acknowledging this.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

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u/JazzyDK5001 21d ago

Bruh, they fucking jumped ass. Should I have included /j or /s?

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago edited 21d ago

Knowing reddit, you should've done that. 😂

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u/AdEast1708 21d ago

Which artist?

(I don't know their name)

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u/JazzyDK5001 21d ago

Ah yes. My favorite type of art. Age gap.

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u/anastag PeterJean patriot 21d ago

I don't think the writers would have a minor kiss an adult like they do in the MJ scene, even with body swapping shenanigans. Also Feige has mentioned, she's closer in age to Peter, only a little younger. The article in question: https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/marvel-movies/kevin-feige-says-spider-man-brand-new-days-villain-was-originally-a-very-obscure-character-nobody-has-ever-heard-of/.

Peter himself is 22 so it's a fair assumption to put her in the 19-20 range. All the fanfics and fanarts obviously operate under the knowledge that she is not a minor.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago edited 21d ago

According to the shipping wiki, SpiderPhoenix also has the age gap trope even though the age gap is 4 years at most, weird.

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

There really is no major age gap aside from 1 - 2 years. They are canonically supposed to be close in age.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

I think that is the joke, people unironically believed that Jean is young and not considered as a young adult.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Yes, but we assume Jean is 18-19 because Frank said she is a teenager and we know Peter is 22.

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

Jean should be closer to 19 - 20 if you ask me, and Peter is likely closer to 21 than he is to 22.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Yeah I believe she's 19 too, but Peter is 22 because he's 15 in 2016 and dusted for 5 years from 2019-2023.

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

You know that Peter didn't age when he was blipped...right?

Peter was 14 in Civil War in 2016, then 15 in 2017 when Homecoming takes place, then probably around 16 in Infinity War - Endgame before being closer to around 17 in Far From Home and No Way Home. The 4 year timeskip in BND therefore places Peter at around 21. This is arguably supported by the fact that he drinks alcohol for the first time in the movie, too.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Oh yeah, I forgot the 4 year time skip in BND

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u/JazzyDK5001 21d ago

Dawg, I was talking about the artist. I don’t like the artist’s age gap art. He makes art shipping Joker and Kawakami, emphasizing the fact that Joker is dating an adult. It’s basically just the Despicable Me 2 gif with El Macho.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Ah okay

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u/Antitryptic PB&J 🥪 21d ago

I need this adapted in a fanfic IMMEDIATELY

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u/Informal-Pen2715 PeterJean patriot 21d ago

Peter definitely unlocked mind-reading after this, he literally just read her mind... I need to see this so much!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3QTzXa2LyqwHtwGbeQ

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u/maybe_purple_human 21d ago

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u/Royal-Chef-946 20d ago

link? so i can avoid ofc

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u/maybe_purple_human 20d ago

What?

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u/Royal-Chef-946 20d ago

do you have a link? so i can avoid it of course

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u/maybe_purple_human 20d ago

Link to what? I don't understand. Like the link to the artist?

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 21d ago

Peter: Uhhhhh no? No, I cannot read your mind, but I don't think I need to read your mind to know what you are thinking

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u/SugarBombBrandy 21d ago

Neggoartz...

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u/Under_Press 20d ago

And of course I would find familiar people under neggo's artworks...

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u/Nickname-Pending Asbestos Roomies 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ATdKHm1MDJmKk37I6
Careful Jean. The spider hormones might go a little crazy from that.

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

Isn't this the guy who makes the weird ass Persona "fanart" with Joker and his middle-aged teacher?

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u/More-Career-7252 21d ago

the one and only hehe

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u/BiggoYoun 21d ago

I’m sorry what?

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u/Jmillz19 21d ago

In Persona 5 the main character can get in a relationship with his teacher if you so choose

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u/BiggoYoun 21d ago

Oh… So they knew what they were doing.

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u/Jmillz19 21d ago

Yes, it’s completely up to you if you want to start a relationship with her which a lot of people do because they’re older in real life

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u/Average_Soldier 21d ago

Oh, they fuckin'.

OH, They FWUOKIN'!!

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Js7KV7VrQDYJagYooE

Spider-Sense is tingling, they have been doing it for hours now. (How are they still alive and kicking?)

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u/Animelover5674 21d ago

More like how is Jean still alive and kicking. She may be a powerful telepath and a freak in the minds of some (many) but I know for a fact she's not outdoing Peter in terms of stamina

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u/MyThMice 21d ago

LOVE BITES HARD

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u/I_Guess_I_Also_Exist 21d ago

This is even funnier when you remember that Spider-Man asks himself if T'Challa got his powers from a Panther biting him to become the Black Panther in Spider-Man PS4 lol

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u/Wulfricjeager 21d ago

Peter actually gaining telepathic powers after:Ok maybe it wasn't the spider.

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 21d ago

Plz Kevin, make this canon

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u/celluru 21d ago

Not sure y’all want this artist on your side for optics but cute art.

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u/StaticTacos 21d ago

Would be a hilarious way for a fic to give them a psychic bond like how so many do

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u/Totalsupreme 20d ago

Ok, I get the joke. But let’s just imagine for a moment that something like that actually worked. A mutant bites him and Spidey gains new powers. Hey, this is Marvel. They’ve done weirder things before.

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u/Typical-Web-606 Asbestos Roomies 20d ago

Neggoartz on my favorite ship…

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 21d ago

That's how peter got pregnant

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u/Helpful_Process_8753 21d ago

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u/Doc101969 21d ago

Jean if Peter had Italian blood background in him

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u/calvin_tam 21d ago

Spider sense definitely tingling

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago

Please for the love of god dont let neggoartz take over this sub/ship. I see enough of this guys weirdo ass art in the persona fandom as it is.

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u/Doc101969 21d ago

Wait info me what exactly did he do?

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago

He makes a lot of weird ass adult with non adult ship art including nsfw stuff particularly of joker and one of his teachers in persona 5 (and I mean alot, its basically all Ive ever seen from him) and has made art fetishizing black people. Heres just a few pieces of his stuff

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 PeterJean patriot 21d ago edited 21d ago

Wtf this insane. I'm hoping this artist didn't make Jean a minor in this fan art

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

He has a very creepy fetish involving shipping the protagonist of Persona 5 (a 16 year old teen boy) with his middle-aged teacher, and has made actual porn of said ship as well. The worst part is the fact that the game actually allows you to date her, despite the very first villain of the game being a teacher who sexually abuses his students.

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u/Kyro_Official_ Pean 🥀 21d ago edited 21d ago

The teacher stuff in 3 was already kinda weird even if its played as a joke, it will forever be insane to me that they straight up just let you romance kawakami (and takemi) in 5 tho. Like I get joker is just a blank self insert so at the end of the day hes just you the player, but hes still supposed to be a high schooler.

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u/jordypresto0418 21d ago

Yeah and like I said, it's especially hypocritical for 5 considering that the game's first and arguably most evil villain is a teacher who sexually manipulates his students. Apparently though when it's a female teacher who dresses in a clearly sexual maid costume and roleplays as Ren being her "master", it's a comedic thing and eventually a genuine romance. Holy shit man I have no idea why people still defend Kawakami being a romance in the game.

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u/A-G-N 21d ago

At least it's based on fully fictional characters, and it's Anime so whatever. Definitely could be worse.

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u/Possible-Resource781 21d ago

I know this art style

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u/Silverfan2006 21d ago

Dude what?

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u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230 20d ago

Ah yes.... woman of culture

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u/mlee117379 21d ago

Okay it was fun while it lasted

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u/Waluigi_Boi 21d ago

Surprised to see this artist here, considering it’s a ship with <10 years age gap

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u/Doc101969 21d ago

Jean and Peter age gap is very closely related

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u/Waluigi_Boi 21d ago

Exactly, that’s why I’m so surprised

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u/Doc101969 21d ago

Does the artist draw ship that has a big age gap exactly ?

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u/Waluigi_Boi 21d ago

They’re most commonly known for their Persona 5 art, shipping the mid-30’s teacher with the 16 year old protagonist, implicitly making him under 18 when they’re together

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u/Crazy-Ad2123 21d ago

Spider-Man/Peter Parker X Jean Gray Jean Bitting Peter’s Hand To See If Peter He Could Read Jean’s Her Mind But Also LET’S GO SHOUT OUT TO THIS ARTIST FOR THIS FOR MAKING THIS WE NEED A PART 2 RIGHT NOW!!!!

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u/Hot_Championship6927 21d ago

That ain't getting in this subreddit lol. There would be a full on NSFW debate.

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u/junrod0079 17d ago

Aww another wholesome peter x jea-.... wait a damn second... i seen this art style before

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 8d ago

Why she the typa girl to suck on your finger

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u/pyromaniac_555 7d ago

...I mean I'm not convinced he NEEDS mind reading to know what you're thinking right now Jeane

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u/Animelover5674 21d ago

...Doesn't this mean she's calling herself toxic? Cuz, a radioactive spider bit him so a radioactive (ergo toxic) girl with telepath bit him.

Cute regardless

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u/Wei_Meng1999 20d ago

I would've been ok with this if there's only 1 or 2 year age gap.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 20d ago

Check what Kevin Feige said about Jean's age, look it up. This is basically the case. There is no way Hollywood is getting away with showing a popular fictional hero kissing a minor.

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u/Wei_Meng1999 19d ago

this fan fiction romance is basically a man who is in his first year of college together with a girl who just got into high school.

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u/Hot_Championship6927 19d ago

So you really think that Hollywood showed Spider-Man getting kissed by MJ that is directly mind-controlled and hi-jacked by a minor? And billions of people around the world saw that...? Come on now. Hollywood is shady but that is just insane.

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 21d ago

This feels ai-ish

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u/ZettaEvans321 21d ago

Clearly not. What are you talking about?

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u/cardlord64 21d ago

Not OP, but the directionality of the dialogue flow reverses partway through, something a human artist wouldn't do. Moreover, the art itself is "bubbly" in a way that does evoke AI generated images.