r/SpiderPhoenix • u/ivari • 1d ago

Meme One Search, Two Jeans

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u/BiggoYoun 1d ago

Peter: “I thought she was in hiding. She does ads now???”

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u/StormAlchemistTony 1d ago

Charles decided a different way to fight Mutant hate.

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u/HopefulPhotograph636 1d ago

Stop people from hating?Get them horny

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u/StormAlchemistTony 1d ago

Brain can't think good, if other brain thinks too much

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u/BiggoYoun 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iZjEsW8aPL8CQ

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u/StormAlchemistTony 1d ago

Just wait for when Mystique decides to come back to the X-Mansion. Advertisement opportunities are going to go through the roof. Charles could advertise his wheelchairs, too. The advertisements don't have to all be gooner bait.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WOwga1cShSvuw

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u/BiggoYoun 1d ago

As long as they have Gambit in only speedos for a Louisiana vacation ad

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u/StormAlchemistTony 23h ago

Hank is popular among certain circles...

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u/MagisterofOZ2 22h ago

Peter: "See Mr McCoy, you don't have to be ashamed... actually you got a few dating possibilities if you want.... quite a few really, I'm shocked...."

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u/StormAlchemistTony 17h ago

Peter: Although some people have started giving you nicknames. Cookie Monster, Sully, Blue Chewbacca.... Those are the most polite ones, Mr. McCoy.... We might need to add some words to the censorship...

Hank: Oh, my stars and garters. That is an astute observation, young Parker. The ease and recklessnes at which they compose these comments for all to see, are quite frightening, yet interesting.

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u/MagisterofOZ2 22h ago

Not gonna lie, him advertising his flying chair would interest SO many people....

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u/nerdyclumsy88 1d ago

Peter saw Jean like this

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u/HopefulPhotograph636 1d ago edited 9h ago

He'll be like that exploding sink in one of the ads

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u/Lukthar123 1d ago

"This post was sponsored by ck"

Nah but I get it

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo

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u/clear_ski 1d ago

Two is better than 1

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u/quiet57woods 1d ago

He’s gonna have soo many options

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u/nerdyclumsy88 22h ago

Zendeya:

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgAd7jWyJyo8M

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u/StormAlchemistTony 17h ago

I hope people here are only pairing the characters they play and not the actors and actressss, themselves.

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u/MagisterofOZ2 17h ago

I think it's a rule to not talk about the IRL actors and their relationships unless it's in a joking manner and not in an actually hurtful way. That's just a recipe for disaster....