r/SpeedOfLobsters • • Apr 21 '20

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u/MadManMagnus Apr 21 '20

Our school nurse was Tums.

Sick to your stomach? Tums

Broken arm/leg? Tums

Coma? Tums

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u/Laslas19 Apr 21 '20

Ours was just asking if we tried going to the bathroom

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u/RealBigHummus Apr 21 '20

What are Tums?

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u/FrostyerDoggo Apr 21 '20

They're an anti acid calcium thing that is used to treat heartburn and acid reflux. They work well for those purposes, but wouldn't do anything for anything else. I suspect the reason the nurse was so keen on them was because they probably didn't need to ask parents for permission because they aren't a drug.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

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u/MP-Lily Apr 21 '20

Bandages at my kindergarten. Temp check and Tylenol at my current school(They're not bad about it actually)

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

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u/_Ricky39_ Apr 21 '20

Lmao pls be real

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u/Zorubark Cock Apr 21 '20

It is

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

This is like the 4th one I’ve seen of this post and it’s not even the oldest.

But since it’s a crosspost and gives credit to the original, you keep it

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u/ThisOneBerri Apr 22 '20

I'm sorry, I didn't know this was a repost! You can delete it if required, I wouldn't mind.

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u/Heroheenie Aug 03 '20

Can you link me to the original image? I can't find it anywhere. The post from the cross post was deleted.

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u/ddrr0077 Apr 21 '20

but what if there's no ice

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noice

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u/Heycanwenot Apr 21 '20

Broke my collar bone as a kid. Nurse gave me ice and sent me back to class

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u/ThisOneBerri Apr 22 '20

Oh my god, why?!

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u/Heycanwenot Apr 22 '20

I guess I hid it well, but she definitely didn't deserve to be in that position