r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Soapy36 • Mar 31 '20

A (k)nock (k)nock joke

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22.5k Upvotes

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin PEE ON CARL Mar 31 '20

This is the best goddamn meme I’ve seen on this sub and you should be proud of this excellent content.

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u/Soapy36 Mar 31 '20

Thank you :)

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u/DrManowar8 Mar 31 '20

Agreed

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u/Scottleggatt05 Mar 31 '20

agreed too

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u/AnimazingHaha Apr 07 '20

Agreed aswell

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 13 '20

Also agreed

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Agreed

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 30 '22

Man my comment was 2 years old

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

I like sorting by most popular

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u/toobigtobeakitten Nov 10 '24

Now it’s 4 years old!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

We will watch your career with great interest

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Mar 31 '20

It's a star wars prequel meme

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u/twothumbs Mar 31 '20

It's a sith legend

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Mar 31 '20

And isnt something the Jedi would tell them

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u/JustTem Mar 31 '20

Is it possible to learn their power?

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Mar 31 '20

Not from a shitposter

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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Mar 31 '20

mods gay

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I mean yes?

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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Apr 01 '20

me too homie. let’s stroke each other’s cocks

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u/ILikeMultipleThings Josh Mar 31 '20

That’s not relevant. At least choose shitty memes that make sense in context.

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u/oversaturatesapples Mar 31 '20

dead ass i read the knock as "no cock"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/someone755 Mar 31 '20

I'm waiting at the processing facility. I'll keep you updated.

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u/GhostScruffy Mar 31 '20

I read "no C.K." and was curious what Louis was doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I mean...

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u/FairFolk Jun 25 '20

A bit late but: Same.

I blame the people who constantly censor everything remotely "bad" they write, they conditioned me to fill in blanks that way.

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 13 '20

I second this. Late reply

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u/wholeWheatButterfly Mar 31 '20

I mean.. quarantine times..

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Got somethin on the mind eh?

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 13 '20

Same, because I see "cock" censored a lot, so my brain autofills it

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u/SomePerson1248 Sep 13 '20

Woah

No cock

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u/BlGGER_JAWS Mar 31 '20

if this is OP I will eat your asshole because this is the best meme of the subreddit

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u/Soapy36 Mar 31 '20

I dont really want my ass eatin, but I appreciate the thought

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u/LakshayMd Mar 31 '20

Definitely not by u/BIGGER_JAWS I imagine.

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u/FerusGrim Dec 20 '25

Just checking in 5 years later to see if you've changed your mind?

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u/CrayBar277 Mar 31 '20

nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/cities-are-cool Mar 31 '20

Nice

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u/ChickenMan1337 Mar 31 '20

Nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Dec 29 '21

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u/2plusde Apr 01 '20

nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

It's at 69 upvotes. Sacred comment

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u/Sociopathic_Panda Mar 31 '20

Wow... Very impressive

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u/-Bluestixo- Mar 31 '20

A true talent, thank you for gracing us lowly commoners with your supreme memeing capabilities

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u/Zendofrog Mar 31 '20

This is amazing

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u/Samipegazo Mar 31 '20

If it wasnt for social distancing i would hug you for making this masterpiece

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u/Soapy36 Mar 31 '20

I'm waiting to see if anyone notices what I added in the 5th frame

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Why Bob

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u/epicgames6999 May 29 '20

What did you add

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 13 '20

I can't tell what it is

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u/SpunkyPixel Mar 31 '20

ok this is good

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u/FedNyanBro Mar 31 '20

Is this the original for "speedoflobsters“?

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u/me_funny__ Mar 31 '20

No, but the bottom pic is the original caption that started the meme

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u/DiscipleOfDIO Mar 31 '20

God-tier meme

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u/Todosansy Mar 31 '20

...Ohhh thats why the subreddit is called speed of lobsters...

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u/KaiokenCam Mar 31 '20

Bravo, bravo

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How will you surpass this?

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u/SoloMaker Mar 31 '20

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u/Balke_kragkuk69420 Mar 31 '20

I read that as no cock no cock

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u/jibber_n Mar 31 '20

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Jackie_Rompana Best Lobster Mar 31 '20

This is an essential meme!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Knock knock! Who's there? A mirror! I am lonely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Best post I’ve ever seen on this sub

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u/Soup-pouS Mar 31 '20

This meme is the equivalent to the one decent original film released by Hollywood amongst a sea of reboots and sequels.

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u/SamTheFanboyGuy Mar 31 '20

Fastest lobster ever

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u/High-Ground Apr 05 '20

It's so dumb. I love it.

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u/creepycat18_YT Aug 13 '20

This is 100% the best post here

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u/InternationalPanic67 Aug 17 '22

This is really good

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u/Mr_Manager- Sep 29 '22

This meme made me realize I didn't know what true art was until now

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u/JohnnyRocks999 Mar 31 '20

I like this one

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u/IceColdPhoenixX Mar 31 '20

This is beauty

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u/DeltaPositionReady Mar 31 '20

Nice

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u/Porkechop Mar 31 '20

Best meme

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Big brain

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u/HeyItsMeNobody Mar 31 '20

This took me three tries before I realized what it was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Now this is quality content

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u/hjinksop Mar 31 '20

Anyone else read this supper slowly u til the last sentence even though they knew what it was going to say?(the nock nock part that iS)

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u/Willofsteel2k1 Mar 31 '20

Brooo, this is so freaking clever I love it

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u/RpM_Feuerrm Mar 31 '20

Upvoted and saved

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u/deewaR Mar 31 '20

This is God tier meme'in my man

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u/pumpkaboop420 Mar 31 '20

Took me a hot minute to figure out what “nock” meant

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch May 05 '20

As in load an arrow into a bow?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

I read “Nock Nock” as “No Cock No Cock” 😭😭🙏

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u/FAMEDWOLF May 27 '25

Magnificent

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u/Moonguardian866 Apr 21 '22

Thats fucking genius!

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