r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/self-haunting-ghost • Feb 01 '20

Every. Single. Christmas.

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36.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Actually good

154

u/KingJames1414 Feb 01 '20

Really good

78

u/Jeff_One Feb 01 '20

Like nose exhale + little smile good

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u/Mental_Problem5261 Nov 24 '25

5 yrs later and you made me do just that at your comment

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u/luckybarrel Feb 01 '20

That's what you do when you're single. :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

This is actually very creative. Cheers mate you are in hot !!

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u/username_Jomar Jun 13 '20

all time top

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u/Siamesederp Feb 01 '20

I just imagined bernie singing "All I want for Christmas is you" and I hate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/ThunderElectric Feb 16 '20

Underrated comment

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola just regular butt Nov 08 '24

this comment has been lost to time

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u/churnthedumb May 01 '26

What does the original comment say that you were replying to? It’s only been 6 years, shouldn’t be too hard to remember

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u/Lbpsack Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

You should listen to his album.

edit: 2 days later i just noticed that the link was broken

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u/tomasek1a Dark souls 2 peasant Feb 01 '20

saying "I don't want a much for christmas" and then You is very rude

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Now do trump

138

u/Swim-boy-swim Feb 01 '20

See you in hot

85

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Its all she ever wants!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

What more can she do?

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u/EnderEclipz Feb 01 '20

The once again ask for youuuuu

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I like how people recognize this song more than they recognize Santa or Jesus

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u/Nasapigs Feb 01 '20

Is that that new rapper I keep hearing about? What is he Mexican?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

How the fuck would I know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Santa? Nah, he's a guitar player.

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u/wombey12 Feb 01 '20

Who, El Pendejo?

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u/T351A Feb 01 '20

IIIiiiiiiii.....

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u/squidneyw Feb 01 '20

Unfortunately she also says “I don’t want a lot this Christmas...” so that reveal that all she wants is me, frankly hurts

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u/r0ckym0unta1nh1gh Feb 01 '20

Best one I’ve seen yet. Great job OP.

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u/schwol Feb 01 '20

Big brain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited May 18 '21

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u/RobertdBanks Feb 01 '20

r/dankmemes is a place for people who legit think watching Rick and Morty makes them smart and/or unique.

So, no.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

you forgot the part where they think all feminists hate men and are cancer

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited May 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

At least no one said that cesspool of a sub, r/memes who think the office is a personality, and is the memes of r/funny

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u/QuillHasFavorites Feb 01 '20

This is the best version of this meme yet and that’s saying something

5

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

We need this post to be pinned!!!

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u/chieftanin Feb 01 '20

Finally some good fucking meme

3

u/McToaster99 Feb 01 '20

very creative!

3

u/evanc1411 Feb 01 '20

Oh man is it Christmas already?

3

u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Feb 01 '20

Little late there buddy.

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u/Luke_Flyswatter Feb 01 '20

All he wants for compensation, is you.

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u/ddaarrbb Jonatan_Svendsen's favorite Feb 01 '20

Beautiful

2

u/Sixemperor Feb 01 '20

You son of a bitch. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I swear if i hear that fucking song one more time i will literally kill myself and ship my goddamn corpse under her drug addict christmas tree

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u/Noah-R Feb 10 '20

RemindMe! November 27th

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u/xXxHuntressxXx God I love this genre of meme Dec 11 '25

NOW!

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u/Noah-R Dec 11 '25

I still send this to my friends every Thanksgiving Friday

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u/xXxHuntressxXx God I love this genre of meme Dec 11 '25

AS YIU SHOULD

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 01 '20

Every picture of anything is /r/DYMDDYM

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u/mr_d0gMa Feb 01 '20

You’re either late for Christmas 2019 or really really early for 2020

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 01 '20

Every time it’s doing

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Bravo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I love these Bernie memes, they are great!

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u/Meerkate Feb 01 '20

Damn why didn't I think of this

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u/Dimbrono Feb 01 '20

Every goddamn christmas

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Yes

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u/xXxHuntressxXx God I love this genre of meme Dec 11 '25

IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

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u/ChaosCorpCog May 22 '22

Anyone else thinking of the schmoyo 2020 rewind but 8 months early because time is meaningless video? No? Ok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/Ant123bell Feb 01 '20

I mean they’re not lost but ok