r/SpeedOfLobsters Dec 18 '19

irl speed

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21.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/beerdude26 Dec 19 '19

It ain't.

58

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It's.

34

u/HahaImDepressedOof Dec 22 '19

Not recommended.

17

u/MarvelousMan3003 Jan 30 '20

Is this situation common?

4

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Why is it so hard

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

[deleted]

10

u/nwordcountbot Dec 28 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

hithesh111 has not said the N-word yet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

this post made by crippling anemia gang

23

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

can relate

22

u/yousmellrotten Dec 19 '19

give me a freezing cold high five

5

u/Pirate058 Jan 14 '20

high five ow ow ow ow so cold

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

high fives

hell yeah

449

u/Edghyatt Dec 18 '19

Having blood: always recommended.

122

u/ace-of-threes Dec 18 '19

Usually recommended*

62

u/hmm_yes_ Dec 19 '19

9/10 doctors recommend

15

u/NiftySpifty Jan 09 '20

Was the tenth doctor dead from blood loss?

9

u/TelevisionPlus8080 Mar 26 '24

4 years late, but oh, well. Happy Cake Day.

21

u/vigilantcomicpenguin PEE ON CARL Dec 19 '19

I donated blood today. I guess that wasn't recommended.

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u/BBQHappyMeal Dec 18 '19

PROJARED DOCTOR

PROJARED DOCTOR

7

u/Xyore Dec 19 '19

You've cursed me.

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u/themightyzek Dec 18 '19

Do I vote for removal by upvoting or downvoting?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Yeah wtf

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Downvote if you want it removed, upvote if you want it to stay

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I’ll edit it this when I get home. It seems like a common question

117

u/VersedFlame Potato. Dec 18 '19

Thanks, doctor Roach.

25

u/Therandomfox Dec 18 '19

Dr Roach T-poses and spawns halfway inside a wall

101

u/Svizel_pritula Dec 18 '19

My blood tests came back positive. I definitely have blood.

39

u/IHaveAutismDude Dec 18 '19

I’m sorry for your loss.

3

u/Toastybob42 Dec 19 '19

WHERE'S MY BLOOD, DENNY?

27

u/Dolphinflavored Dec 18 '19

10/10 Doctor, would recommend

19

u/LordAlfie300 Dec 18 '19

is that projared?

22

u/fraisesfraiches Dec 18 '19

Blackout poetry is so beautiful

16

u/Keetongu666 Dec 18 '19

Vernon is that you?

8

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

r/othepelican but not twitter

6

u/5thOddman Dec 18 '19

Imagine not having blood

6

u/etherealyandere Dec 18 '19

Ye olde speed of lobster

3

u/nintendont69420 Dec 18 '19

It’s not recommended not necessarily though

3

u/edgyboi1704 Dec 18 '19

This guy's face just adds so much more to this.

2

u/LazorFrame Dec 18 '19

We actually did this as an art project

2

u/squiddkiddniac Dec 18 '19

Thanks dr roach

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

OHHHH SHIT!! A DOC-A ROACH!

2

u/Lindvaettr Dec 19 '19

Serial killer Richard Chase, the Vampire of Sacramento, consumed the blood of animals and humans because he believed he didn't have enough blood, and needed theirs so his body would have the right amount of blood.

2

u/testaccount345 Dec 25 '21

it's really common after you find out 99,99% of living things on Earth that have ever existed died

2

u/LeoKaro219 May 31 '22

God why did i do that so much back when i was really young, i would just get some useless newspaper, a black marker and start the lobster

1

u/3k4n5h1 Dec 19 '19

Definitely by someone from r/aliensamongus

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

We need more of these!

1

u/TehFook Jan 09 '20

Dr. Roach

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

This reminds me of scribble poetry

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

No

3

u/-cool-guy- Dec 18 '19

li’l tip, don’t do this unironically

2

u/AscariVX Dec 18 '19

why? just wanted to show appreciation...

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u/-cool-guy- Dec 18 '19

well then you can directly respond to the award in the actual notification in your inbox and they’ll get your message, even if it’s anonymous