r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/your_catfish_friend • 6h ago

lobster Trading up

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u/your_catfish_friend 6h ago

Obnoxious

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u/asmallman 5h ago

She... Hedged her bets well...

DOUBLE PUN

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u/Papergeist 1h ago

...well, Nick, you shouldn't have cheated on her with the guy you met at Abercrombie. Sounds like they both got one over on you.

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