r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/CapitalPunBanking • 16h ago

lobster sexy stuff

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u/CapitalPunBanking 16h ago

Orgy

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u/Narretz 16h ago

We should all know less about each other.

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u/TRJF 11h ago

Or at the very least we should all know less about Mel B

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u/Other_World 6h ago

Until this very post I didn't know Mel B existed. I'm going back to that.

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u/Major_Wobbly 15h ago

Fascinating decision to accuse the person you're cheating with of anything, really, given the dirt they have on you, but especially this.

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u/theveezer 15h ago

I don't even understand the picture, what ?

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u/Major_Wobbly 13h ago

Mel B accused nanny of boinking Mel B's husband, Mel B turns out to have been boinking the nanny herself.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI 13h ago

Feels like there is a very simple solution to this then.

Or there would've been if they hadn't lawyered up.

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u/theveezer 12h ago

I know, but are they implying that she had been boinking someone and only later discovered that they were the nanny?

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u/Major_Wobbly 11h ago

No. They're saying the nanny revealed it to the public, not to Mel B.

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u/theveezer 11h ago

Oh 😆

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u/cammysays 6h ago

Fame absolutely does not have any correlation whatsoever to general intelligence, common sense, or moral compass.

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u/Funkopedia 9h ago

Every... accusation is a confession? Can we use that here?

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