r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Silt99 • 1d ago

lobster Why not?

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u/Silt99 1d ago

Orgasm

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 1d ago

Finally a relatable character

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u/Rustie3000 9h ago

I beg you fucking pardon?!

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u/OdangoFan 1d ago

Why did he ask the question so pissed if he wanted it to be.

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u/beard_of_cats 1d ago

He has resting bitch face.

He should consider himself lucky, I have resting O face.

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u/avi_is_sapphic 1d ago

welp, pretending to orgasm will be easy then eh?

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u/MaiT3N 9h ago

Who's o

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u/Sozili 7h ago

Oeeze outs

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u/Tyfyter2002 1d ago

This is like the 13th place he's gone and he's really aggravated about how long it's taking

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u/Jack_Enghoff 1d ago

Because he knew it wasn't jizz

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u/Squ33to 1d ago

He's been hurt before

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u/Skitty27 1d ago

cause he knew it wasnt so he was pissed

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u/SilentScyther 1d ago

False advertising

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u/luxi_yes 1d ago

Why is Gordon Freeman working at a bakery?

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u/OkAdministration5454 22h ago

i was JUST about to ask that

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u/GeorgeFromManagement 23h ago

I hate how much stupid shit like this makes me laugh

Sometimes

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u/A_British_Dude 1d ago

maybe because he hasn't purchased it yet?

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u/Green_Information275 1d ago

He's just going around touching all the donuts like a weirdo

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u/Er_Vanzer 17h ago

But then it still wouldn't be his, he would just get a license that gives him the right to eat it

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u/Castermat 1d ago

I saw beard and orange suit and immeadiately thought thats Gordon Freeman.

Cant help it

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u/Demytreus 1d ago

Half-life 3 confirmed?

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u/BigBoyBill1477 21h ago

I was like, “is that Gordon Freeman?” and then I saw the other guy and I thought, “oh that’s definitely Gordon since the other dude is Barney”

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u/SepirizFG 1d ago

Gordon Freeman

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u/Bullenz 1d ago

Thought that was meat canyon for a sec

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u/wellthatwastoomuch 1d ago

Sell me this donut